The Roodeness Shenanigans

I want a milkshake

id rather have a milkshake than yiffy wiffy

id rather have a milkshake than yiffy wiffy

Same

But does it bring all the boys to the yard?

I've never fully understood this
I get the milkshake is probably a euphemism for sex appeal but why is it in a yard and why is it a milkshake

My sister had me to understand it was the shaking of boobage. as for the yard maybe they are there’s bc she’s in the house and they can’t get in?

tier three subs do be lining up around the block for that gamer girl tiddy

I'd rather they didn't bring all the boys to the yard, but I'd love it if they had the power to please the gays

id rather have a milkshake than yiffy wiffy

Kinda same. Kirce has a gift and must use it for good

skfjskkg some dude bro is hitting y'all up while I'm making milkshakes. gets passed over for some liquid ice cream

why did i leave myself a note at 3 am to look up definition 7 of ‘mad’ in the dictionary i have in my room only to look it up just now and find that it says ‘boisterously gay”

I can't watch anything I used to do but am not actively participating in. Which means I can't watch dance, marching band, or hang out with the flutes without crying

Having to explain to my parents several times that no, that woman didn't make a typo and here's why I know that and that I'm the one who messed up, is. Well.
Anyways, recently connected my dad's emotional ab*se of me and my sibling for years to the depression he didn't even try getting treated. Great initiative dad, glad we've moved on from screaming to incessant gaslighting but the damage is in fact done and your two kids are very fucked up and cry when someone sets something down too hard or talks loud

The Bandstand proshot was available via Broadway on Demand and I fucking MISSED IT I am SO PISSED right now

I'm at the bank and the guy my appointment is with is pretty cool. I like him.

Last time I had an appointment at the bank the lady who helped me was insanely cool
Unfortunately it was like her first week and she messed up a lot of the stuff and we ended up being there for two hours

and this is why I'm glad my work does dorect deposit. don't gotta mess with cashing checks

Why does water taste different everywhere

Oh heads up for college but where you're going, the tap water is godawful

Well it might be totally undrinkable soon so I'll take what I can get

city water is godawful

Well my girlfriend's dad called native americans savages so that's fun :) not in front of me, if I had been there I would have decked him so hard
Hope neither of us had covid because if we did the other definitely has it