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Why is it so easy to make up superhero titles, but so hard to come up with civilian names.
Chadwick Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Asaddfghdsfdsfdf Musk
Danny DoRito
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Why is it so easy to make up superhero titles, but so hard to come up with civilian names.
Chadwick Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Asaddfghdsfdsfdf Musk
Danny DoRito
Why is it so easy to make up superhero titles, but so hard to come up with civilian names.
Chadwick Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Asaddfghdsfdsfdf Musk
Danny DoRito
durack the wayne johnson
How do I respond to my mom saying "my aunt died this morning"?
Idk. I nearly laughed when David Bowie died so I’m not good at this.
on one hand, yay fall! The season of hot chocolate, it's socialy acceptable to wear heavy sweatshirts and boots, pretty trees, the death of all annoying insects. On the other, I'd like to be rude to SAD because I feel it kicking in and I really want to fight god over it but I don't have the energy
and also rude to the rain cause its going to rain all week (gross drizzle, not even a nice crunchy thunderstorm) and start all that wonderful leafmold
I’m an adult which means it’s perfectly fine that I’m eating a whole box of dry cereal on the couch with two other boxes in my trunk
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How do I respond to my mom saying "my aunt died this morning"?
Idk. I nearly laughed when David Bowie died so I’m not good at this.
When Carrie Fisher died my parents called me upstairs and went "we have some bad news…" and I was like "haha who died?", expecting the news was just something like "oh we can't make it to extended family Christmas this year" or something.
And then they told me who had died and I started crying.
this is a very important video and I need y'all to watch it ASAP
It's page 666
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Finally!!
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pogchamp
hail satan /j
Cue all the talking snowmen plushies in the store
HAIL SATAN
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devil page
I'm re-reading red white and royal blue and mmmm I love it
RUDE TO INSURENCE FOR BEING CONFUSING
PLEASE I'M JUST TRYING TO WRITE A BILL FOR DEBATE SO THAT MENTAL HEALTHCARE GETS MORE COVERAGE I'M IN P A I N
Some dude at my work just said "I still call people by their real names because that's what they were given at birth" like fuck you, man
lklkgsjbhdgjfd i just fucking choked
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lklkgsjbhdgjfd i just fucking choked
I feel like he will too in the next part of Tungsten's plan
This chat overwhelms me to the point of tears and I'm not even in it lol
"In March instead of grape juice at communion, we should have jello shots."
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CAN THE RED WATERS PLEASE FUCKING WARN ME BEFORE I PUT ON THE GOOD UNDERWEAR FOR FUCKS SAKE
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yeah see i classify "good" as the ones that don't give me a wedgie everytime i walk. so they're not good, just better fitting than my old ones
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And this is why I’m thankful I don’t have that bodily function
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Tungsten that post inflicted psychic damage
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i got a GrubHub(? i think) ad with elton john and lil nas x and it was as gay as expected