The Roodeness Shenanigans

I fell asleep in church yesterday it was that bad
(Also they put me in the very front so that was hilarious)

me seeing all the bot purging: what if i'm the bot

Me failing another CAPTCHA test

Fun fact: captcha is designed that if if you mark a few wrong it’ll more likely belive you are a human more

Once I just clicked the checkmark and still got it wrong
Like there were no questions or pictures, it was just the "check if not a robot" thing and I checked it and it said I failed
Riddle me that then

Once I just clicked the checkmark and still got it wrong
Like there were no questions or pictures, it was just the "check if not a robot" thing and I checked it and it said I failed
Riddle me that then

It just doesn’t like you

damn 😔

I will be legally recognized as an adult by the United States of America within the week

Hey that means my body is legally mine too! I can get litty on as much vaxxx as I please!

lol

Okay, I wrote this out, and realized I got a little out of hand but I aint editing. Language warning

bro i freakin hate the godd!mn nursing instructors at the college I work at they always take the mf master key, that we only have THE ONE COPY OF, and I'm like ok u can do that, and they say I'll bring it back BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT BACK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AND THEY ALWAYS KEEP IT FOR 4 FUCKING HOURS and then I would get in trouble for it even though I TOLD THEM TO BRING THAT SHIT BACK LIKE IS IT THAT HARD YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLES
OTHER PEOPLE NEED THOSE KEYS YOU DUMB BITCHES
AND I CAN'T EVEN TRACK THEM DOWN AND ASK ABOUT IT BC I DONT KNOW WHAT STUPID CLASSROOM THEY"RE IN OR GOD KNOWS WHEN THE CLASS GETS OUT
proBABLY not till 10 BC THEY LIKE TO KEEP GOING PAST OUR CLOSING TIME ANYWAY
like GOD
I KNOW THEY'VE BEEN TALKED TO ABOUT DOING THIS AND THEY JUST KEEP DOING IT AND THEN I WOULD GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT
THIS LADY HAD THE MF GALL TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY "I'LL BRING EM BACK" AND I AINT HEARD FROM HER ASS SINCE
THAT WAS LIKE FOURTY FIVE MINUTES AGO

could you set up like a sign-out sheet for the keys? like they sign that they took the keys at this time and then they have to sign the time they returned them as well? and also give you the location for their classroom if you need to come get the keys from them?

could you set up like a sign-out sheet for the keys? like they sign that they took the keys at this time and then they have to sign the time they returned them as well? and also give you the location for their classroom if you need to come get the keys from them?

There already is one :( No one uses it though, and they dart in and out so dang fast it's hard to call them back before they're gone. Everyone else I can manage, but the nursing instructors just zip in, grab em, talk the whole time so you can't get a word in edge-wise, then they gone. I will say the only lady did bring them back, so my night isn't totally ruined haha

could you set up like a sign-out sheet for the keys? like they sign that they took the keys at this time and then they have to sign the time they returned them as well? and also give you the location for their classroom if you need to come get the keys from them?

There already is one :( No one uses it though, and they dart in and out so dang fast it's hard to call them back before they're gone. Everyone else I can manage, but the nursing instructors just zip in, grab em, talk the whole time so you can't get a word in edge-wise, then they gone. I will say the only lady did bring them back, so my night isn't totally ruined haha

can you put the key in a lock-box and tell them you will only give them the key once they sign the sheet? that way it forces them to do so? like. you make sure they can't get the keys in their hands until you've watched them sign the sheet?

could you set up like a sign-out sheet for the keys? like they sign that they took the keys at this time and then they have to sign the time they returned them as well? and also give you the location for their classroom if you need to come get the keys from them?

There already is one :( No one uses it though, and they dart in and out so dang fast it's hard to call them back before they're gone. Everyone else I can manage, but the nursing instructors just zip in, grab em, talk the whole time so you can't get a word in edge-wise, then they gone. I will say the only lady did bring them back, so my night isn't totally ruined haha

can you put the key in a lock-box and tell them you will only give them the key once they sign the sheet? that way it forces them to do so? like. you make sure they can't get the keys in their hands until you've watched them sign the sheet?

Honestly that's a great idea, but I don't have the authority to do that…I'm just a part-time front desk worker who deals with the evening shift twice a week :/ And I don't think anyone else would go for it, they don't have to deal with the problem so they just,,, don't deal with it. My coworker has been trying to come up with something like that for ages, and it's just so annoying that the upper faculty brush it off too.

oh that sucks :/ is there like, not even a way you can just hold the key physically and refuse to hand it over until they use the sheet? like. put the keys in your pocket?

Nah, cause they have to stay in the one drawer that's like,,, 10 feet behind me. It's just frustrating and stressful, there isn't anything I can do about it :/ Fortunately the nursing classes only go for a little bit each year, so it's like a 3-4 week problem then I don't have to worry about it again. I tbh if I had em in my pocket I may legit go home with them I have a horrible memory lmao

ohh that sucks :/ oh mood

ohh that sucks :/ oh mood

Thanks anyways, if I had any authority, I'd absolutely be implementing those ideas haha :D

haha yeah no problem, good luck with it all

can I just say how much I hate the phrase, "Don't go to bed angry."

It's so bad, like no, do go to bed angry. Your tired, meaning you'll have trouble thinking correctly and will make more issues and mistakes. Also you'll have time to think over it, and will think much more clearly, and can resolve the issue without fighting.

And that's todays Ted Talk by Pato.

can I just say how much I hate the phrase, "Don't go to bed angry."

It's so bad, like no, do go to bed angry. Your tired, meaning you'll have trouble thinking correctly and will make more issues and mistakes. Also you'll have time to think over it, and will think much more clearly, and can resolve the issue without fighting.

And that's todays Ted Talk by Pato.

This ^^

I kinda had the worlds worst, up kinda coolest idea

The scarlet pimpernel but it’s a future sci-fi tale
I’m gonna write it and it’s gonna be terrible

just found out my baptism was invalid ✌️

i know this was 20 days ago but HEY SAME!
Not only was it invalid but there’s no proper record of it either because the priest was involved in a scandal (from my knowledge, the “scandal” was just that he was consensually with another man) and so we never got an actual certificate or whatever
it’s weirdly comforting to think about

oh uh. don’t think I ever told people on notebook directly
kinda left the catholic church. I spent so much time in my “debate everyone and everything no matter how wrong I am” phase that in trying to debunk other people’s religions, I found multiple things that also heavily debunk the things I was taught in my extreme branch of Catholicism, and after trying to convince myself “well that doesn’t count because I know my religion is true. Theirs isn’t cause they don’t have eucharistic miracles” for a year I’ve decided no, this is not at all true and I’ve been lied to my whole life

plus half those miracles I was so convinced by because they said a scientist had studied them? have only one source and that source is “trust me bro it happened I swear”

and also no matter how mistranslated the Bible is, there’s no way it’s not homophobic. at least not our bible. it literally supports slavery and pedophilia (but only if the victim is a woman) in multiple places, not supporting lgbt folks isn’t surprising, and since I can’t live a “homosexual lifestyle” and still be truly catholic in my church’s eyes, I’m not going to be catholic cause I didn’t spend all these years unpacking trauma and realizing just how much of a goddamn hopeless massive fucking homoromantic I am in one of the biggest turns of events ever imaginable just to give it all up and never find a gf, that’s ridiculous

(Edit: heavy disclaimer, not all catholics suck. just the ones I was raised with. i fully respect y’all regardless of your religious journey)