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THE SOUP (cult) KINGDOM IS GOING TO WAR (again)

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MY BELOVED SOUPERS (troopers), WE HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST THE WRETCHED TALL PEOPLE, GATHER ROUND AS I EXPLAIN TO YOU OUR PLAN OF ACTION AND OTHER SOUPLY REMIDES THAT WILL BE NESSACRY IN OUR BATTLE.

FIRSTLY, OUR PLAN

  1. we will steal all of their cows, ALL OF THEM.
  2. without their cows, they will not be able to consume CALCIUM, therefore making their bones more weaker and LESS TALL
  3. TAKE ALLLLL THE FISH AND VEGETABLES TO MAKE THEM WEAK AND DEMINISH ANOTHER FORM OF CALCUIM FOR THEM
  4. replace the vegetables with talking ones so they have to deal with the burden of killing people for their own selfish needs.
  5. arm your stepladders and now STEL THEIR WEAKEND KNEECAPS

RECIPES

Healing:

you will need

  • 1/2 orchid flower
  • 1x cup suger
  • 1x cup spice
  • 1x cup everything nice
  • as many tall people kneecaps as possible
  • 2x drops of chemical X
  • 3 buttons
  • 1 purple mushroom
  • 3L of water

add all in the order listed, stirring gently above warm temperatures

Harming:

you will need:

  • 5x frog tears
  • 21x spikey stars
  • 8x old man farts
  • sprinkles (to disguse)
  • 1/2 rocks
  • 1x math textbook
  • 1/2 tomato
  • 4x pencil shavings
  • 1x hair

mix messily, make horribly

Fire Protections:

  • 42069x dragon scales
  • 5x breath mints
  • 2x eyelashes
  • 8x sugar stars
  • 4x strawberries

MAKES OVER BOILING HOT WATER (that we will later pour over the enemy)

- Signed, Soup Queen

( @FRANKtheTritoposaur @Serenity88 @IcarusFightsTheSun )

group
@Serenity88 group

WE MUST AVENGE HENRY

Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle

public

(Just popping in to say I’m fucking joked rn and I love that we just casually start wars on this site)

group

GOD DAMMIT CAN WE JUST ALL GET ALONG FOR THE LOVE OF PENIS CONFETTI

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GOD DAMMIT CAN WE JUST ALL GET ALONG FOR THE LOVE OF PENIS CONFETTI

NO. NOW GO BITE THEIR ANKLES AND STEAL THEIR KNEECAPS

person_off
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WE MUST AVENGE HENRY

Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle

there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life

group

Wait, what happened to Henry? Why are we fighting tall people? Is it all tall people? I mean, I'm not tall but I'm not short.

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Wait, what happened to Henry? Why are we fighting tall people? Is it all tall people? I mean, I'm not tall but I'm not short.

we're fighting ppl over 5'5 (aka ame and echo). henry got murdered

group

I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not tall side of this war?

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@IcarusFightsTheSun book

WE MUST AVENGE HENRY

Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle

there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life

YES MY QUEEN, I will lead the charge myself if I have to🫡

FOR HENRY!!!

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@IcarusFightsTheSun book

I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not tall side of this war?

as captain of the knights, i say avhira should join us
also, im in a room with two 6footers, im currently knee deep in enemy territory 🫥

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@Serenity88 group

I'm 5'6. Who murdered Henry? Can I be on the not tall side of this war?

you will be our honorary short person, the turncoat tol, the Big Guns in this fight

group
@Serenity88 group

WE MUST AVENGE HENRY

Henry…my son… I made him you know…sniffle

there there my friend, direct your anger to the monster that stole ur life

yeah… sniffle…AHEM anyway
lifts chopsticks

FOR HENRY

book
@IcarusFightsTheSun book

(btw i heard he was out flag mascot so i decided to draw that flag, but shall our war banner be a fist holding chopsticks?)

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@Serenity88 group

no
AN EYELESS OCTOPUS HOLDING CHOPSTICKS

book
@IcarusFightsTheSun book

IT SHALL BE DONE

language

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

language

(Small (haha) addendum: how are you going to pour your boiling hot water over us when you can't even reach us?)

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Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

language

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

group
@Serenity88 group

aye ya yiy

person_off
Deleted user

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION

group
@Serenity88 group

ok so there's a spider by my front door… big spidey… yayyy ✨arachnophobia✨🤩
but anyway his name's Carlos and im considering enlisting him in our war. he can take out big bugs, like our freakish insect enemies. but I dont like him so im hesitant to ask for his help.
thoughts?

book
@IcarusFightsTheSun book

knights Carlos oh shi- were we not there yet?

language

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION

There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

person_off
Deleted user

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION

There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that

language

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION

There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that

You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every tall person we know.

person_off
Deleted user

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION

There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that

You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every tall person we know.

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS COME ONNNN. ITS A CALLING TO ALL SHORT PEOPLE. YOU CAN HAVE THE RECIPES BUT YOU CANT S T E A L THEM

language

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION

There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that

You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every tall person we know.

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS COME ONNNN. ITS A CALLING TO ALL SHORT PEOPLE. YOU CAN HAVE THE RECIPES BUT YOU CANT S T E A L THEM

If we can have them.

That means we can steal them.

person_off
Deleted user

Well first of all,

Steals your recipes because you left them out in the open

Second of all,

Real fuckin bold of you to assume we won't just turn to you shorties as a food source

HEY NO FAIR THATS CHEATING!!!!!!

As you have said before,

Cry about it.

NUH UH MAKE UR OWN WAR DECLARATION

There's no need to do that if you've already made yours ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

well u still cant steal the soup recipes. atleast give us that

You leave them in the open, we take them. And hiding them now won't work, it's much too late. They've been copied and printed out to every tall person we know.

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS COME ONNNN. ITS A CALLING TO ALL SHORT PEOPLE. YOU CAN HAVE THE RECIPES BUT YOU CANT S T E A L THEM

If we can have them.

That means we can steal them.

ok but atleast leave this is OUR territory