Right now, I just want to crawl into a hole and die.
Please don't. We love you very much, Lex.
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I just ate like 2 to 3 shells worth of Dungeness crab meat and a butt ton of shrimp and calamari. I ate more than my father, who's 6'0", 210 lbs, and has a voracious appetite.
I'm only 5'2", 125 lbs, and have been known to have a small stomach capacity.I feel like I'm gonna go into a food coma.
I aspire to do that.
Do it.
It's an amazing feeling.
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Right now, I just want to crawl into a hole and die.
Please don't. We love you very much, Lex.
That may or may not have been half metaphore and half literal
You guys have to figure out which is which
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I just ate like 2 to 3 shells worth of Dungeness crab meat and a butt ton of shrimp and calamari. I ate more than my father, who's 6'0", 210 lbs, and has a voracious appetite.
I'm only 5'2", 125 lbs, and have been known to have a small stomach capacity.I feel like I'm gonna go into a food coma.
I aspire to do that.
Do it.
It's an amazing feeling.
Yeets myself into the seafood aBISQUE
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i feel betrayed…
Right now, I just want to crawl into a hole and die.
Please don't. We love you very much, Lex.
That may or may not have been half metaphore and half literal
You guys have to figure out which is which
Lex if you die, I'm gonna fly my Californian ass all the way to Florida to revive you
Right now, I just want to crawl into a hole and die.
Please don't. We love you very much, Lex.
That may or may not have been half metaphore and half literal
You guys have to figure out which is whichLex if you die, I'm gonna fly my Californian ass all the way to Florida to revive you
We'll go together, Red.
I swear to god if you die I will resurrect you and swaddle you in a goddamn blanket through telepathy because you don't like contact then shove a huge bowl of ice cream into your hands
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I swear to god if you die I will resurrect you and swaddle you in a goddamn blanket through telepathy because you don't like contact then shove a huge bowl of ice cream into your hands
I'll help you.
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The literal part was the hole.
Eventually I would suffocate and die.
Merry bitchmas
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..nvm
hey um what was on that last page bc my computer keeps blocking it.
sorry to interrupt
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Guys I spent four and a half hours writing letters to small children under the guise of Santa Claus or an elf for a school project and it was a great feeling!! But also really hard to do….
The literal part was the hole.
Eventually I would suffocate and die.
Merry bitchmas
and then I would resurrect you
happy new year
..nvm
what?
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..nvm
what?
I said I fell betrayed…
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Guys I spent four and a half hours writing letters to small children under the guise of Santa Claus or an elf for a school project and it was a great feeling!! But also really hard to do….
Wow that's really cool, I had to go on a field trip to a kindergarten class so we could read to them and just mess around so that they have a good time but I didn't go because I have zero patience for little kids and worst case scenario I would have punched myself in the face because I can't do that to a kid
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Oof that's rough.
Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
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Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
BOI
Yeah. It's…
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Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
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DUDE
Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
BOI
DUDE
WHAT?
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Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
BOI
DUDE
WHAT?
NO
Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
BOI
DUDE
WHAT?
NO
NO WHAT?
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Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
BOI
DUDE
WHAT?
NO
YES
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Speaking of punching… I may have accidentally punched a hole through my door with my left hand before realising that THAT'S MY BROKEN HAND!
BOI
DUDE
WHAT?
NO
NO WHAT?
you need to pay attention
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Goddamn it Shuri we had a thing going on there, but no dude that must have hurt like hell
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SHURI THAT WAS A BAD CHOICE! YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN YOUR HAND AGAIN!
Relax you guys… I've been through worse.