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@basil_ forum 5482 comments schedule
@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

It's my hand… My other hand… And my knee…
I managed to re-injure my hand messing around in our room.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Theres someone in my driveway and my parents aren't home and it's a car but I have no idea who it is and im kind of freaking out

Get a kitchen-knife of fire-poker to be safe!

@basil_

Theres someone in my driveway and my parents aren't home and it's a car but I have no idea who it is and im kind of freaking out

SOMEONE HELP IM REALLY SCARED

@actual-fandom-trash

Theres someone in my driveway and my parents aren't home and it's a car but I have no idea who it is and im kind of freaking out

SOMEONE HELP IM REALLY SCARED

Okay first get something to protect yourself and contact your parents

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Theres someone in my driveway and my parents aren't home and it's a car but I have no idea who it is and im kind of freaking out

Get a kitchen-knife of fire-poker to be safe!

person_off
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Theres someone in my driveway and my parents aren't home and it's a car but I have no idea who it is and im kind of freaking out

SOMEONE HELP IM REALLY SCARED

Get a thousand-degree knife and if they mess with you cut their d*ck off

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Call your parents. And stay calm.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Get a thousand-degree knife and if they mess with you cut their d*ck off

You can say dick here Kylee!

@basil_

okay i think they're gone but i'm still really scared

@_sleeby_rat_

y'all realize it could just be someone with a wrong address or something right

@basil_

yeah ik but they honked

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

okay i think they're gone but i'm still really scared

OK. Stay calm.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

y'all realize it could just be someone with a wrong address or something right

Still. Can never be too sure. I'm not willing to risk my Special K…

@_sleeby_rat_

yeah, fair point. I would just ignore them and if you've got a bigger dog I would keep them with you. that and get something as a weapon just in case

@actual-fandom-trash

Breathe in slowly and try to calm your mind.

@basil_

okay okay im good. I'm fine.

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Good.

@actual-fandom-trash

Y'all the gym made the dumbest rule ever
We're not allowed to touch people anymore
Not even on accident
Else you get written up
It's actually hilarious to me. It's not like humans are the most sociable animals in the world and most need physical contact to basically survive but whatever

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Indeed… Also, I JUST GOT A PAIR OF SEXY NEW WORK BOOTS!

@actual-fandom-trash

It probably has to do with the KH Locker Room Incident tho they won't admit it
(Another middle school in the district got put on the news for sexual assault in the locker room)

@actual-fandom-trash

Indeed… Also, I JUST GOT A PAIR OF SEXY NEW WORK BOOTS!

AMAZING! Werk em Shuri

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I will! I also got new thermals, jeans and a new flannel!

@actual-fandom-trash

That's amazing!

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I know. Now all I need are a brownleather belt and watch!

@SaltyLasagna

Y'all the gym made the dumbest rule ever
We're not allowed to touch people anymore
Not even on accident
Else you get written up
It's actually hilarious to me. It's not like humans are the most sociable animals in the world and most need physical contact to basically survive but whatever

that's fucking stupid. And if it's bc of sexual assault in the locker room, this is not how you fix the problem at all

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Right!

@actual-fandom-trash

Y'all the gym made the dumbest rule ever
We're not allowed to touch people anymore
Not even on accident
Else you get written up
It's actually hilarious to me. It's not like humans are the most sociable animals in the world and most need physical contact to basically survive but whatever

that's fucking stupid. And if it's bc of sexual assault in the locker room, this is not how you fix the problem at all

I knooowww and I don't even know whether they will actually enforce this or not but either way, most of the games we play are no longer allowed and it's completely stupid

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

Yup. Sucks right?

@SaltyLasagna

Y'all the gym made the dumbest rule ever
We're not allowed to touch people anymore
Not even on accident
Else you get written up
It's actually hilarious to me. It's not like humans are the most sociable animals in the world and most need physical contact to basically survive but whatever

that's fucking stupid. And if it's bc of sexual assault in the locker room, this is not how you fix the problem at all

I knooowww and I don't even know whether they will actually enforce this or not but either way, most of the games we play are no longer allowed and it's completely stupid

what games??

@Shuri-the-Floof-Doggo

I'm gonna have to go. Sorry guys…