This is what happens when I'm bored or can't sleep.(HINT: YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING)

And I should probably go now. Goodbye I shall resume this crazy rant tomorrow.

Peace!

Imma be out for a while today but for now:
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin ran away
Jason died
Damien cried
Alfred all the way
HEY!

Each of these comments are absolute gems I can't stop laughing

Ikr!

WELL I'M GLAD MY THREE AM RAMBLINGS HAVE MADE PEOPLE HAPPY BUT LIKE WHAT THE SLUSH HAPPENS AT THREE 'CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER DOING OVER HALF OF THESE

Hiiiiiii

OMG THIS IS SO AMAZING! It makes me feel a little more normal because these are the things that run through my mind at night and in the morning.

This is comedy gold. XD

This is not the weirdest things that I have thought but seriously I don't even remember writing all of this…………..

I have some of the most random thoughts sometimes. And yeah! I don't remember them sometimes. At night I keep a notepad, pen, and flashlight near my bed in case I have one of those genius 2am ideas. It's helpful but sometimes I don't remember writing them.

Something I've been trying to explain to people is this idea that I had. We always say, amor means love in french! But consider this. People are saying, Love means amor in english.

I'm gonna head out now. I'll let you guys mull that over.

OHMYSHUSH WHAT DO ANIMALS TALK ABOUT?

DID YOU KNOW THAT ELEPHANTS THINK THAT HUMANS ARE CUTE?!?!!!!?????!??

Maybe I'm a tomato. Or maybe I'm nobody.

Life is the weirdest thing…….I will never crack you life.

WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN PEOPLE SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU?

Do you ever think the air is secretly posionous which is why our breath smells so bad……….Omg

(Frick why am I having dark and sad thoughts GOSH ITS ONLY 5 AM GIVE ME A BREAK LIFE glare)

What is the meaning of life?

(The literal meaning of life is to die………)

DO YOU THINK PHONES ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE TRAPPED INSIDE DEVICES???

WHHUYY IS MY ROOM SO DARRRKK?

DID YOU KNOW THE SKY HAS THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW LIKE RIGHT NOW ITS PURPLE!!!

DID YOU KNOW THAT RAIN WATER CONTAINS AN ACID IN THEM LIKE WHHHHHAAATTTT?!?!??!

( Stupid 5 am rant…..)

IF INEMOTIONAL THIBGS SECRETY HAD EMOTIONS WHAT WOULD THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT US?!?????

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST OF OUR CHILDREN FAIRYTAILS ARE STALKERS?!?!????

What if we're all secretly vegetables?