This is what happens when I'm bored or can't sleep.(HINT: YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING)

Cheese has holes
More cheese= more holes
More holes=less cheese
More cheese= less cheese

If you replace the W in What, when and where with a T you answer the question.

When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom

What if every time you lose your train of thought it gets transferred to another person's mind. And that's why we hear voices in our head.

If i hit myself and it hurts am i weak or strong

Mercedes has all three e's pronounced differently.

can vegans eat animal crackers?

Vegans shouldn't drink water, it's a fish's home.

Why do they call it apartments if they are built together.

If vegans argue, is it considered beef.

The plural form of beef is beeves. live wolf and wolves and leaf and leaves

If your parents told you not to take candy from strangers, what is halloween

if your parents say not to talk to strangers, how do you make friends?

if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches

the brain doesn't recognize the the second the.

Why is the pizza box square, if the pizza is a circle and the slice is triangle. Also, why is it eaten inside out.

our hands have fingertips but our toes don't have toe tips, yet we can tiptoe

how come your lips don't touch when you say touch but do when you say separate.

If professor X can make objects move with his mind, why can''t he make his legs move.

Are you contemplating life yet?