@TYPHOON1912 IS GOING ON A DATE. LET'S CHEER HIM ON!!!!

I remember the old man began. His voice withered it was clear Darren had aged. Back in my day, I went on a date

eye roll c'mon Darren knock it off

The old man chuckled. “Let me tell my story son or I will beat you into next year… 3024.”

"Oh shoot." The other man paused as he realized how old he actually was. "I didn't realize this was in the future."

“Yes by like 1000 years now can it.” He cleared his throat, “As I was saying. I went on a date, it ‘twas lit (is lit a term that old people use now?) now I’m married and old and stuff,”

"Ah marriage." The other exclaimed. "If only I was married. Wait maybe I am….I can't remember…"

“You can’t remember… interesting you should probably figure that out.” Shoves Delilah into the story. She hasn’t aged much or at least not visually because she’s aleays young and beautiful “Yo wassup this is my wife,”

"What a dime piece." The other chuckled.

“Yes,” Okay I just remembered his chat existed

O.O

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(this thread is so old)

It is old, I just celebrated 2 months with the girl I went on a date with.

Cool