Wanna do a harry potter quote fight?

The problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten

"So? How was it?" "Wet." "Wet?" "Well, she was sort of crying." "That bad at it, are you?"

It's my fault, Professor.

What are you talking about Ron? We’ve been here this whole time!

Haaaaaary Potterrrrrr…

"Why is it that whenever something happens, it is always you three?" "Believe me, professor. I've been asking myself the same question for six years."

It compliments your eyes. Is there a matching bonnet?

That was bloody brilliant

Oh, there are several thing I would like to say.

DId YoU PUt youR NaMe In THe GobLEt Of FIrE?

Place your right hand on my waist.

Yer a wizard 'arry

( We already said that ^)

Oh didn't see that

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

Lemon drops

I think I can tell the wrong sort for my self

you foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!!!

I’m not harry
I-I am

is tHAT A StUdEnT?!

his eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
his hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
the hero who conquered the dark lord

Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived; come dramatic pause for pie (yes I know that’s from the movie but I had to)

"You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you if you die, you need not hand it in."

I'm sorry, professor, but I must not tell lies

Professor, may I borrow Wood for a moment?

Was Wood a cane?? Harry thought.

Never in all my time at Hogwarts!

Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident!

(Sounds like your birth! The memes!!!!! The meeeeeemes!!!!!!!)

There's no post on Sundays!