Wanna do a Marvel quote battle?

Brother!

Sorry Mother

Dont say it!

You might as well

"I'm sorry that was mean. I just wanted to see what you'd do."

"I think you missed a column."

Don't touch me again

Then don’t take my stuff

I'll persuade you

How about you put that down and the other guy doesn't make a mess.

"Where is Gamora?"

I'll do you one better. Who is gamora?

I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?

What master do you serve?

What am I supposed to say to that Jesus?

So you're from Earth?

No I’m from missouri

Yeah, that's on Earth genius! (I am aware of the correct quote, but I do not swear, even online, so deal with it.)

(It’s fine lol)
I aM grOoT
(The point on the ship where he practically swears)

Right…Army

Why do you save the universe?

BECAUSE IM ONE OF THE IDIOTS WHO LIVES IN IT

He says welcome to the freakin Guardians of the Galaxy. Only he didn't use freakin.

"Baskin Robins always finds out."

My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. What do you want me to do?
I want you to break into a place and steal shit

(I'm dying! I love that movie so much!)

(I'm dying! I love that movie so much!)

(Ikr!!)

Cassie!

(Ant man and wasp though.)

Seeing…still working on believing

If I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.