We're moving in together (closed)

Well actually if I'm just washing my body it's not super long

what the how the actual feck

Gotta go fast

what the how the actual feck

Gotta go fast

Sonic intensifies

what the how the actual feck

Gotta go fast

wheeze

I shower with the lights on, window usually slightly open. 20 minutes tops, because I don't have much hair. and I am a certified Speed Shaver.

I claim the Abed Nadir esque meta character who gets caught up in their own fantasies/delusions, socializes in a weird way, but in the end cares about the group a lot.

I guess if I really want to treat myself, I'll have a candle burning with the lights off as I use up all of the hot water. This only really happens when I'm home alone though.

My mom still makes jokes about how she’s never gonna teach me how to shave cause then my showers will never end…

I learned three years ago
She hasn’t noticed

You know, the first time I tried to shave, I naturally never asked for help
So I ended up slicing my knee open on accident, panicking, and immediately getting out of the shower
Without shaving the other 3/4 of my legs
Pretty excitingggg

I didn’t cut my leg open until the third try and i surprisingly haven’t since
There was one incident with my arm but it wasn’t anything big so I don’t really count it

Like, I just tried to shave my knee while it was bent
I don't think I didn't have common sense, I just didn't know that was the wrong way to do it

Why did y'all's parents not teach you lmao?
Am I the only one whose mom pulled them into the bathroom in seventh grade and taught?

My mom just gave me a razor and I figured it out from there.

Because I didn't a s k
I don't like asking for help, and I never have
And I was like "Pfft I just gotta slide this here blade along my laeg and like it'll be fine it's not that hard"
And it's not that hard, but I didn't know I shouldn't bend my knee

electric razors suck

I've got one of those fancy ones that is mega thicc and has the soap like, attached to it
So I don't need to use shaving cream (I do know how to use a normal razor tho)

I mean yeah she taught me, but we both have pretty sensitive skin, so she also taught me how to use Nair.

I use neither now. I don't really care to shave or use Nair unless I absolutely have to. Like my hair on my head may be brown, but my leg and arm hair are blonde, so shaving is pretty optional.

Why did y'all's parents not teach you lmao?
Am I the only one whose mom pulled them into the bathroom in seventh grade and taught?

my mom has minor brain issues and just kept forgetting
eventually i got too embarrassed to go swimming cause despite only wearing extremely modest swimsuits, you could still see my hair
so i went to wikihow

WikiHow is like the internet's parent

I just don't shave, it's kinda a waste of time for me. Plus, I like having lots of hair! Makes me feel more masc and it looks fresh as hell to have makeup on than have hairy arms

at first i only did it cause i was terrified people would judge me but now it's just cause it helps me sleep better and makes everything feel soft

WikiHow is like the internet's parent

Hence the reason why the internet’s screwed up

I need something to do on Roblox

We can play McDonald’s tycoon together