What Kind of Sleep Deprived Person Are You?

The title, I'm a mix of the dramatic one and the philosophic one

Literally just typing to my friends in all caps saying random crap

I would do that

IF I HAD FRIENDS!

Do you need friends? I can be friends? I'm pretty sure I'm likable and I've never committed murder before which is a plus.

Oh, I have committed murder…

I'm the same as you, Lex…

Yes…
Only one murder…
Is obviously lying

However, I have committed several major arsons. Murder just isn't my style, y'know?

I love arson!
Fire is fun to watch

Indeed!

It's so pretty!
I'm not a huge fan of the smell of burning flesh.

Yeah but the fire is soooo preeeetty!

It izz

wow pyromaniacs
i have found my people

Hello

Welcome

sooo what exactly is sleep and how do i acquire it

I dunno

U gotta lie in a dark room for hours and hallucinate and it makes you replenish this thing called energy

That's what I heard from a YouTube video anyway

Energy?
What's that?