What you want for Christmas vs. What you're probably gonna get

Jensen you dork!

Please do. I'm very intrigued.

I sent it.

I'm so confused and slightly terrified

Hehehehee
I have no clue how to connect images on here so youre going to remain confused

I've seen Clyde the purple-nosed reindeer. He's chill.

Hes helping me with world domination

what the fuck?

Even after reading the first page I am confused…

No idea how it got to this point

BUT I WON THE HOOFBALL GAME!!!

I won a Smash Bros tournament against seven adults and my brother.

What's Smash Bros?

deep breathing
insert ear rape sounding triggered sound effect.

WHERE IS TIRAMISU EMI AND DESTINY? WE NEED TGIVE YOU KNOWLEDGE ON BEST GAMING SERIES (at least in my opinion).

yawns

Isn’t it perfect? Well it’s close, all it needs is Waluigi then it will be the best game in exsistence.

I really don't know anything about popular video games…

Do you know who Mario is?

Yes, at least I know who he and Luiji are.

when they say they know who it is then they spell the characters name wrong
breaths heavily again AHHHHHHHHH

You mean

Luigi?

Umm… yeah?

DON’T JUST SPELL MY MANS NAME WRONG LIKE THAT HE DESERVES BETTER!

I'M SORRY, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT'S HOW IT WOULD BE SPELLED!

wRONG G AND J SOUND DIFFERENT WHAT THE FUCCCKKKKK

IT SOUNDS LIKE LUI-G

THAT IS A MATTER OF OPINON OVER WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!

What I wanted: a few video games and some other things to prepare me for college.
What I got: All of the college things and three games, two of them being the same game. I had to trade it in, but guess who got SMASH, BABY?!