with a martini
Who are the best roleplayers that you know?
GOD
I learned what smut and lemon was when I was in like fifth grade
so
A strawberry dackery becuase those things are to die for.
Well now I'm curious what I am
My uncle/aunt
This is funny because I'm probably younger than all of you
Nah, I guarantee I'm younger then you.
Gimme like an age range of how old you are if you don't want to actually say
I'm not in my teens, yet.
OH MY GOD AND I LET YOU READ MY SMUT
IM A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE
GAH KILL MEMaybe you should keep this stuff to pm.
It was in the PM
I guess you should check age first then.
I wrote it with someone of smut age! Lex just….spectated and threw popcorn at me.
I firmly believe Eris never does anything without a martini in her hand
(sips martini I literally just made.)
What a mood.
passes five bucks in the background
"Wine Aunt"
This is very entertaining
I have ascended to my final form: MARTINI AUNT
Lex look what you did now. My man crush is mad at me
Lol. I checked. The Japanese dude says he's cool.
Oh thank god. I'd be devastated if he broke up with me already.
Sips strawberry dackery that may or may not be alcoholic.
I'm doing a night of "self care"
drinks it Because I'm a jackass who steals other peoples' drinks IRL on accident
Who knows ^U^
drinks it Because I'm a jackass who steals other peoples' drinks IRL on accident
BITCH, I WILL FIGHT YOU!
YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE STRENGTH OF A REDNECK
Sips martini.
That's my….person.
wants to die anyway
deceased
I met two of my great grandmas, I can’t believe I’m meeting a third!
Sips martini.
That's my….person.
You can call me your girl or your guy, as long as you use they/them when referring to me.
I know I'm like four pages late lmao, but who am I? insane aunt?
hmmm, no, I think your that one cousin that everyone loves
I'm that awkward cringey little sister
The one that speaks entirely in Vocaloid song quotes
hmmm, no, I think your that one cousin that everyone loves
aw thanks Lex/Bee