Who’s awake.

I am awake.
Always.
I haven't slept for 2 days now.
Nah
Just kidding.
But I do get bored easily.

….OK

Yeha…. I have a bajillion things (I want) to do, but I'm probably never gonna do them because I'm so lazy.

lol same

Yehah…. All I want to do is sit and write stuff while chugging a two-liter of Diet Coke.

Sounds nice

Yeah.
….
But then I'd have to get up to go to the bathroom, and that's no fun.

They should invent comfy chairs with toilet features

Yehs
I mean its been a thing the poeple wanted for a long time.
But you wouldn't be able to move it.

You can if you…you know, make the…storage part detachable and flush like those airplane toilet

Okeya
I think…. That'd be good.
Buuuuut at the same time– evasion of a wonderful thing called privacy needs to be considered.

…Right

So…. Maybe it's not necessarily the best idea in that sense…

Maybe attach a curtain with a foldable thing and a light

But it just gets weird… Maybe we should stop and talk about those weird days when the sky is gray and the trees are all leafless and the grass is all yellowy.
I dunno but that seems pretty aesthetic.

…Yeah

And snow.
But… With a twist.
It's night and it glows bright enough so you can see shadows.
OOOOOAAAAGGGGG So bootiful.
Too bad my camera sucks.

Don't worry
Mine's probably worse

That’s all great, it’s raining here. and not even the pretty rain, this is cold dark rain that ruins a nice day and makes everyone feel depressed and it’s cold and leaves are still falling from the trees and everything’s just a mess of grey and brown and death

Oof
It's just dark here
Because it's night

Lol.
It's raining here too….
Some things are just so nice.
Except rain.
But it does water your flowers for you.

True
And the water fee is goddamned expensive here
Except it's not raining because it's summer

Yogjdna
That's right…. You're in the southern hemisphere…
It must be so strange for someone like me to go over there, having December associated with snow and ice all my life, and have it in the 80s or 70s over there.

I was in the northern hemisphere so…

Does it feel weird?
I mean, I've never done international travel, and it makes me feel uncultured, but not everyone is rich…

…Yes
It was like -20 degrees Celsius

:T
I feel awkward not knowing Celsius…
But now that i see it… That's pretty heccin cold.

Yes
Also like I don't know Farehnheit at all
I can't even spell it

Oof….
It's Fahrenheit
But it's okay.
I know almost nothing about Celsuis….
Which raises my next question….
Why does the US have to be so damn different as to have their own measuring system when literally the entierty of the rest of the world uses metric?

I think the person who was going to spread the metric system to America was killed by pirates