Wild and Free (closed)

The chicken >:)

YUP I KNEW IT-

😂 I told my dad this joke and he laughed 3 mins straight

I saw it on Pinterest, and I choked on my coffee.

lmfao

Same. Little brothers are little devils.

I wish I had a sibling

No, you don't, Arya. I wish I had a little sis. At least girls are less likely to do dumb shit like light a TV on fire.

Imma just say it. It doesn't people what people tell us boys..like my uncle said…..boys do dumb shit and that's just how we are made

Douse a TV in gasoline in an enclosed space like a living room and light it with a match? Yeah- I doubt anyone but a boy is that stupid. My brother did that.

My cousin was dumb enough to ride a bike without back brakes and when he stopped, he flew forward like 3 feet in the sky and about 5 yards

I was fine, the apartment and couches were not. Surprisingly, so was my brother.

Also, damn. I've skidded half a foot on gravel in shorts. On my knees. Off my bike. When I had been going down a ramp.

I remember when I was five, I slid about 10 yards on my face after falling off my bike

Scar?

Damn I leave for an hour and there's 3 more pages DX

But… if we're talking about wild accidents i've never had one. The craziest thing i've done is probably just getting my foots cut open 3 times to move all the stuff around inside them -_-

Ah- that's fun.

My knee's are really dark now because I've skid them across the road about 30 times (no joke, I literally kept count)

ahhh gtg again

lol

I could tell you the exact ammount of times I've gotten a skull injury (5 times) and I lost track of how many times I've scrapped my knees.

Imagine being home in a robe rn, I can relate :)