Wild and Free (closed)

Huh. I shrug Your point is?

Eh, fair enough.

I snicker despite myself Sorry. But the image of a little kid (as in baby goat) trying to climb a waterfall as it screams and falls is very amusing, for some reason.

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A nuke would definitely do it. The Tsar Bomba nuke, especially. Can never be too careful, lol.
A child of some culture, I see, even if he is a brat.

I have no idea what my point was. It's probably back at the mill, along with the remnants of a child's confidence in math.

… What about a baby gorilla getting tangled up in a clothesline and hiding in a police car?

Explain both sentences, please.

I mean, I forgot my point, probably because I was busy explaining that it would take a lot less than 1, 053 nukes to destroy Maine, especially if they think it only takes 36 for Rhode Island.

A baby gorilla in Indonesia [all the best stories come from there] was playing "tag" with a sibling/friend/cousin/acquaintance. He ran into a clothesline, which was full of twoels they had been playing with. Small gorilla got tangled in towel, got scared bc he couldn't see, and ran around in a frenzy. He wound up in a parking lot, and the police car had the windows down. It was an undercover dark one too, so it prolly looked more welcoming and safe and cave-like than the other cars. He climbed in.
It took them about an hour to sort it out. The policeman was very confused.

Ah. . . makes sense. Kinda.

Huh. In Indonesia, of all places. Weird.

It makes about as much sense as that kid's math.

Yeah. There would be some from Egypt and Germany too, but I don't remember everything. The only remotely funny things I remember are a camel spitting at A, R puking into the Nile and a giraffe peeing in Frankfurt.

Yeah, it really does.

I- nope. Not asking.

Behold. An abrupt topic change.
I walked into Danny's room and found him drawing - no surprise there. He's really good. He's drawing an elephant lying down on top of someone.
I guess he thought tigers weren't heavy enough.

Lol.

Huh. Why on top of someone, though?

It's the newest plot to kill you.
Because it probably wouldn't be considered 'proper' to tell a bunch of four year olds a story of a person being exploded by hundreds of nukes. Not to mention that he'd have to draw that, which would both take him a long time and he'd have to figure out how to make it suitable for tiny humans.

He does realize that I could. . . you know. . . move out of the way, right?

Tiny humans would indeed find it horrifying to not even see me being vaporized by nukes.

Haha logic strikes again!
He made a point of drawing your brains on the floor. …he drew them tiny.

I growl That's it, that child is going down.

He added an elephant planting a flag in your stomach while people cheer.

The geese have been deployed.

He added an elephant planting a flag in your stomach while people cheer.

The geese have been deployed.

Yep. Fire. Lots and lots of fire.

We hit 100 pages!

Indeed, we did!

Fire-breathing geese
I relayed this new information, and he added a news station and a police car, both of whom were apparently incredibly happy about you being smushed, and blew yet anotehr raspberry.

I shrug Let the world watch as he burns. More people to see not to mess with me.

He doesn't liek your unfazed-ness.
He threw the paper in the general direction of the computer, threw a pillow, and threatened to bake you into a loaf of bread.
How he will do that after he's been burned, I have no idea.

Good. I'm glad he doesn't.
Throw a book at him for me, will ya? And let him know that being bread would save people's lives. So would being a potato.
Me either.

I haven't seen my brother this frustrated in a long time. This is fun.
The book has been deployed and hit his shoulder.
He's gone fishing with his friends. Which is to say, he will attempt to fish through ice from ten feet up, then give up and rant to his friends. About you and me and life in general. He likes knowing things. He doesn't like not knowing the slightest thing about you. I grin Very, very fun to watch.

I'm snickering Good to know that I can get under his skin. I wonder just how much more I can annoy him? Knowing myself, a lot more. Not really knowing him, not sure, although I do have a knack for pissing people off.
Hah! Thank you!
I grin And he never will know anything about me.

Find a way to bring up baby bats. That, mention someone named Aiden and continue doing what you have been. That is key.
Welcomes. It was also one of his books.
But, on the other hand, you can pretend to know everything about HIM.
_{This is the most entertaining interaction any of my siblings have ever had with one of y'all.}

I grin Duly noted! Thank you!
That's even better.
Exactly!
_Really?

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Cheese. Cheese is also key. _{Yup. J or A talked to Arya for a little, and A talking to Lily, but I deleted that one before she saw it.}

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No aliens here. It isn't Area 51.

I tilt my head Cheese is key. Got it.

_{Lol, that's funny.}

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No aliens here. It isn't Area 51.

I tilt my head Cheese is key. Got it.

_{Lol, that's funny.}

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I snort Fine, destroy the planet. Then you get no cuddles, because the world will be gone. 😋

They no destroy, they friendly aliens 👾👾👾