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Kids. . . I want to kill them myself sometimes.
Can you please?
Huh. 8 year olds will believe anything you tell them.
Hmmmm. . . I don't like bugs. But she seems sane.
I stick out my tongue again Hah!
I need to line all my siblings up at the edge of the waterfall and push them down one by one. Except not R yet, because she can't swim that well and is scared of octopodes. She doesn't like to imagine what it would be like to be hugged by one.
I can and I have.
They will. Even when he told her that Hong Kong was in the middle of the ocean and only came up for air once a day.
She is. Usually. My siblings all have an obsession with one animal or group of animals. J likes bugs, R loves dogs and lions so much that she pretends to be one 26/8, and Danny is obsessed with fishing. But I know more about it than he ever will. So HA. A is the self-proclaimed "resident bird nerd," even though he can't tell the difference between a raven and a crow when they're flying. [Crow tails appear flat, while raven tails are wedge-shaped.]
Hah indeed. They're now trying to scrape it off with the broom. I pity the child who gets stuck with sweeping tonight.
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You're making me glad I only have one sibling.
I need to line all my siblings up at the edge of the waterfall and push them down one by one. Except not R yet, because she can't swim that well and is scared of octopodes. She doesn't like to imagine what it would be like to be hugged by one.
I can and I have.
They will. Even when he told her that Hong Kong was in the middle of the ocean and only came up for air once a day.
She is. Usually. My siblings all have an obsession with one animal or group of animals. J likes bugs, R loves dogs and lions so much that she pretends to be one 26/8, and Danny is obsessed with fishing. But I know more about it than he ever will. So HA. A is the self-proclaimed "resident bird nerd," even though he can't tell the difference between a raven and a crow when they're flying. [Crow tails appear flat, while raven tails are wedge-shaped.]
Hah indeed. They're now trying to scrape it off with the broom. I pity the child who gets stuck with sweeping tonight.
Lol. Octopodes are fun.
Do it for me?
I shake my head Wow. Just. . . wow.
I like lizards. (And birds have been clssified as lizards too.)
Serves them right.
They are fun.
Aye aye, Cap'n.
Yup.
Lizards are fun. I like geckoes, bearded dragons and Kekoes.
It does indeed.
A just ran inside after being out on a bike ride, yelling that he just probably killed someone
Excuse me while I go find out what happened
Thank you.
I like all lizards. Lizards are fun. I especially love sneks. Little danger noodles.
Lol, let me know please!
Oh, and definitely komodo dragons and monitor lizards
He ran over a chipmunk's tail and crashed into a tree. A car ran over the chipmunk. He wants to know if he's gonna be arrested.
He went back and held a funeral with R.
Ooh, komodo dragons! I love dem bois!
How sad. Tell them I'm paying my own respects to said chipmunk.
They're surprisingly fast
My cousins in Indonesia have monitor lizards in their backyard
My cousins in Egypt have so many stray cats in their yard and neighbourhood it's kinda sad
Up here, we have assorted corvids
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He asked why don't you pay somebody else's respects as well
Hell yes they are. You ever see a vid of one moving? Fucking terrifying. But I love them anyways.
So you culd say they're. . . house monitors?
I like cats. The fact that there's so many strays is sad. They should adopt them all.
Yes. We very much do, here in the midwest as well.
I can't. I'm not that other person. How can I pay their respects?
That's perfect.
We almost left Egypt with seven kittens. My dad found them though. So we couldn't
He doesn't understand expressions
Or English
Only a language that's growing in popularity worldwide: Annoying Sibling
Lol.
I love that. Too bad.
Nobody understands English, hun.
Lol, that is true.
I left for ten minutes to go on a walk.
In that time, Danny ransacked my room looking for a book only to find it under his bed.
Every. Single. Time. You leave, your siblings end up doing dumb shit.
Exactly.
Thankfully, Danny and A will be gone tomorrow.
Tell Danny I said he can set himself on fire while he's gone. So that me and you never have to deal with him again.
Hah. I did. I don't think Danny likes not being able to insult you to your face. He can't actually throw things at you. Or punch you. Or sic R on you.
A asked if you're going to do it like he did. I would like to point out that he didn't set Danny on fire, but himself. And not himself, but his mitten. While he was wearing it. He stuck it in the fire.
I wouldn't either. But hey, jokes on him!
No, I would douse him in lighter fluid and then light him.
A just suggested to stick Danny in a giant mitten and stick it in the fire.
On an unrelated note, Danny went fishing [again] and hook a duck INSIDE the beak. He got attacked by the duck's mate. He tried dragging the duck home before realizing he could get someone else to hold the rod or just ask for something to cut the line.
That would make him die of heatstroke first. I want him to die from burning.
Huh. So he's made a grave mistake.
Yep.
The poor duck has been released. Danny will now have enemies every time he goes fishing.
To be fair [to the duck, not Danny] he was using CORN as bait for fish. I mean, yes, rock bass will eat that, but SO WILL DUCKS
He's lucky the geese have left, otherwise he might have hooked done of those. And he'd be a lot more hurt than just a couple small scratches and a bruise on his cheek.
My dad thought he got into a fight, and wouldn't believe Danny when he said he fought a duck.
He already had enemies every time he went fishing. (You. And the fish.)
Yeah. Stupid children. The duck was smarter than him.
I would love for him to get goosed.
The duck obviously won.
Yes, but I don't go fishing with or near Danny, and the fish are stupid. I know for a fact that Danny's caught the exact same fish six times in a row.
It's not exactly that hard to be smarter than Danny, though. Better at art is a different story.
I would too, but the geese have apparently decided that the snow has melted for good [spoiler alert: it's not and we're due for one last snowstorm] and left
Clearly.
Yeah. I know. I think he left partly bc of you and your condition.
What no?!?! I only left cause I felt it was the right thing to do 💀
Ello
👋 I'll still be on here popping in and out
Yes, but I don't go fishing with or near Danny, and the fish are stupid. I know for a fact that Danny's caught the exact same fish six times in a row.
It's not exactly that hard to be smarter than Danny, though. Better at art is a different story.
I would too, but the geese have apparently decided that the snow has melted for good [spoiler alert: it's not and we're due for one last snowstorm] and left
Clearly.
That's fair.
Indeed, it isn't.
That's geese for ya.
👋 I'll still be on here popping in and out
Okay.
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THE POOR DUCK
THE POOR DUCK
Who are you?
