CHRIS
"is that a weed????"
"no this is actually a crayo-"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
[911 on microwave]
"911 what's your emergency?"
[illuminati music. Chris is having a crisis]
"is that a weed????"
"no this is actually a crayo-"
"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
[911 on microwave]
"911 what's your emergency?"
[illuminati music. Chris is having a crisis]
MARY
IS THAT A POLICE!??
I'M CALLING THE WEED
[420 on microwave]
[Illuminati in background]
"420, whatchu smokin?"
why the fuk u lyin
why u always lyin
hhHMMMM OHhhoOHH my gOd
StOP fUKiN lyiN
Jell-o?
More like hello slurrp choke
Hey say kid backwards
…dik?
HAHAHAHA
oh god I love that one
lmaooo same
I want to see my little boy!
here he comes
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY!
Hey say kid backwards
…dik?
HAHAHAHA
that's gay.
(lol *gagay)
(gaygaygaygay
that's gay)
(supergay)
Hey, I'm lesbian
…I thought you were American?
group
If your name is Junior and you're really handsome, come on raise your handddd
Mothertrucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
hi,
welcome to chillis
So this is Kansas…
This one should be Are-kansas
AMERICA EXPLAIN
EXPLAIN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S AR-KAN-SAW
Rah
Aaaaa (inhales) staap ya almost made me drop my croissant
"Ooo I like ya accent where ya from?"
"I'm Liberian"
"OOO sorry my bad
I like ya accent…where you from?"
lmaooooo
"welcome to physics"
SCIENCE HAPPENS
"SWEET JESUS"
"I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"LOOKIT ALL THOSE THICCENS!"
How do you make your text that h u g e
Back at it again at KRISPYKREME
Back at it again at KRISPYKREME
Y E S
bangs hand against door repeatedly
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hits heads against door frame to tune of Wii music
I ain't gonna sleep cuz a ya'll
ya'll never gonna sleep cuz a me
Oh, sorry, I fell asleep while I was waitin' on you to make me a sandwich!