I can’t see it :(

im feeling so comfortable this morning h u h

Ahaha

happy thing: my hair is hella pink today

Cuut

i played handball and when the tallest kid threw a ball i like jumped and SMACKED the ball right as it left his hand
it was glorious

1. Dude that's fucking great!
2. HOLLOW I MISSED YOU BRO

HIII!

How ya doing

i was. so aggressive in handball today
mostly bc red's ankle was rlly hurt so she could barely play so my protective instincts got Activated

Lit bro

:3333
Just keep doing what you're doing Izz

I FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE HOBBY

GOING ON TEXT OMEGLE AND TELLING PEOPLE I AM 49 AND LIVE ALONE WITH 21 LIZARDS AND A PIG AND THEN TELLING THEM ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL STRESS IT CAUSES

I FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE HOBBY

GOING ON TEXT OMEGLE AND TELLING PEOPLE I AM 49 AND LIVE ALONE WITH 21 LIZARDS AND A PIG AND THEN TELLING THEM ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL STRESS IT CAUSES

BLURRY YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON I WISH WE COULD PARTNER UP TOGETHER AND FUCK PEOPLE UP!

I FOUND MY NEW FAVORITE HOBBY

GOING ON TEXT OMEGLE AND TELLING PEOPLE I AM 49 AND LIVE ALONE WITH 21 LIZARDS AND A PIG AND THEN TELLING THEM ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL STRESS IT CAUSES

BLURRY YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON I WISH WE COULD PARTNER UP TOGETHER AND FUCK PEOPLE UP!

I AGREE EVVERS

That is a beautiful hobby

Indeed

Putting a spoiler bc it's a bit sexual

Another example

You: hello
Stranger: hiya :)
You: I am a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
You: Please try to type faster, my lizards are getting impatient
You: They want to know what you have to say
You: Excuse me
You: My lizards and I are waiting
You: Oh, my pig has meandered over
You: He is just as curious as the rest of us

Chat has been ended

Another example

You: hello
Stranger: hiya :)
You: I am a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
You: Please try to type faster, my lizards are getting impatient
You: They want to know what you have to say
You: Excuse me
You: My lizards and I are waiting
You: Oh, my pig has meandered over
You: He is just as curious as the rest of us

Chat has been ended

Idea: You HAD 22 lizards but one of them spontaneously turned into a human (that's me) So now I live in your attic and sometimes screech like a banshee and give you the general emotional support cuddles you need at times.

OMG Ev XD

oh my lord…
Does anybody know what happens if your close friend is having complete sexual conversations with people on Omegle??

oh my lord…
Does anybody know what happens if your close friend is having complete sexual conversations with people on Omegle??

I'd only assume the worst.

can he get in trouble????

can he get in trouble????

no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.

can he get in trouble????

no not at all, not with all the pervs on there but he should be suuuuper careful, ive heard stories of people being stalked and worse still cause of this site.

okay, I'll tell him that
How do they stalk people?? How would they find him?

Another chat:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M
You: f
Stranger: Age
You: I am a 49 year old woman who lives alone with 21 lizards and a pig
Stranger: U horny?
Stranger: Have snap?
You: no but I have 21 lizards

Why do u have 21 lizards?
You: You don't?
You: Lizards are magnificent
You: My pig, on the other hand
You: Is less than beautiful
You: he's 104 pounds