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"So this is gonna S U C K!"
"Who wants my croowwwn!? Five Night at Freddy's King crown, 99 cents! Marked down from FIVE! Old king sucks dooong, can't play game right!"
floofing the hair for power "RRrRrRRrrRR. GAME ON!"
"This is going to be an ass-blasting bitcheloid!"
~Markimoo
"Man, when i listen to what i say it sounds very weird." -CallMeKevin
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"There! I killed it!! You should feel bad!! Why? Because GRIMDARK!"
Terrible Writing Advice, my 2nd favorite Youtube channel.
"I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIES" - Jacksepticeye (any time he sees someone creepy approaching him)
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"It's me…your dad." ~Jacksepticeye to the viewers
"Come home…we're all worried about you…" Jack
"What is she doing to me? SHE'S FISTING ME WITH A GUN!" -DazGames
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"TRULY A VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE!"
"Oh,this nation…" Studio C, Matt Meese
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"Say it with me: Bridge, Asylum, Drug Factory!" Dora
"Do your parents even know where you are?" Batman
"Do your parents even know where you are?" Dora
And later on:
"The backpack only speaks Spanish!" Dora
"Backpacks don't speak anything!" Batman
From Divine Comedy's Batman VS Dora sketch
"NASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" - Jessica Bravura/Aphmau/Best youtuber ever
(Also, this isn't really a quote this is something another youtuber did) Smashes Gingerbread house in front of Max and Cheese and grabs Mountain Dew from inside it - YourPalRoss
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"CAN WE HIT 1 BILLION LIKES!?!?!" smashes gingerbread house ~Ethan in Mark's gingerbread house video
Omg yess I got reminded of that when “gingerbread house” was mentioned. Ethan and Marks won because it was made from love.
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That's exactly why I used that one, I saw gingerbread house and my mind immediately went, "CAN WE HIT-"
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"I sure diddly-diddly-doot-doot!!" Jason Gray, Impersonating James' Voice
"WHY ARE YOU ALL STUPPID! I BE EMBARACED IF I WUSS YOU. THIS IS WHY GORGE BUSH WUSS ELECTRIC TWICE SO STAY QUIET AND GIDDOFDISPLZ"
Whitney (reading comments)
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"Hello dan and phil games __Insert cringy adjective here_____." -Phil
"Philly forgot about the first question!" -Dan
"I love how you feed your roommate in her sleep so that you're not the fat one anymore" -Studio C
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"Phil Lester you're a genius" -dan
"Can I use Peter the mouse again?" -Phil
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"and this will be a ___ insert random gibberish and explosions___" - Dan and phil
"____airhorn sounds____" -Literally any time Dan or Phil dab
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"Phil!" -Dan
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"'Can I pull this off perfectly?' is the good question that everybody's asking me. NO, of course not! I'm Markiplier! I'm gonna find a way to screw it up in the worse way possible!" ~Markimoo
THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND! -Studio C
"And this is how you make friendship bracelets!" holds up tangled mass of string
-Me and my friend trying to start a YT channel.
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Amazing, sounds interesting.
"Got to put on a glossy taco" - SimplyNailogical
“BEN BEENNN, IS DAT MA TEEAA?”- Simplyy
