This may sound weird but in my story there's a scene where my character reads his horoscope and it says something about him going to be disappointed today. Does anyone read horoscopes who would be able to help me construct one for the purposes of my story?
Does anyone read horoscopes?
The exact wording would probably depend on his sign, but horoscopes generally have something positive and negative in them, such as "confidence is yours today, rock it! but beware [a certain sign] so they don't drag you down!" Etc., etc..