Because no one understands how to show that a person is considered beautiful in their society's standards, so they settle for making the character beautiful by our society's standards.

And instead of having a character be beautiful outside of what our society generally says, they're a petite blonde haired blue eyed girl who's thin but with big boobs, and it's annoying to see the same base model everywhere. I know in my fae courts, the fae do look human (because humans don't trust things that aren't like them so it's a survival mechanism) but are generally all pretty tall, strong, and have different skin tones and hair colors, etc.

Oof oof oof that's a mood

Yeah, there are so many ways you can easily make differences (and use to identify females) between aliens in terms of genders. Different colouring, sizes, features, etc, etc. One of my species has the male with a more club like tail while the female’s is sharper, and they’re darker, too.

Also when creating aliens..don’t be afraid to get creative with making them! I have a species based off of fungi, a species based off of jellyfish, etc etc.

I do have appreciation though when people make reptilian aliens and don’t give them boobs.

Same. Like, biology people. Breasts are meant for feeding babies but nooo they are on anything supposed to be attracted because we live in a world that thinks sexualizing females is necessary in everything!

All I can think of is that one post where it's like "she breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downwards"

Yeah

Unfortunately yes

Nobody:
Literally no one at all:
Male AuthorsTM (you know the type): "She stood up, her large breasts hanging freely under her skirt, unhindered by a bra. She took a step and they moved seductively."

Wait is that actually supposed to say skirt or is it a typo of shirt? Because that makes a big difference.

waIT FUCK I MEANT SHIRT

Anyways, I just don't get why male authors think women spend so much time thinking about our boobs? The only time I'll think about them is if my bra is uncomfortable.

Some of us don’t even have those problems though. Boobs aren’t even worth mentioning in most cases.

Yeah, it's just a way to sexualize female characters. I don't notice someone's boobs when I see them. Like, ever.

Anyways, I just don't get why male authors think women spend so much time thinking about our boobs? The only time I'll think about them is if my bra is uncomfortable.

Cause they do and they see the world in one big self reflecting generalization.

So they project