Hoi, @The_Wild_Warrior, @AltrinceTheAsianBean, here's this. It's purely optionaly, but I was thinking… since you both seem to think I'm good at writing, I propose that we have a short story contest, so that I can lose, and then you'll stop bugging me about it. And no, you are not allowed to not try.
Anyone out there who wants to judge, we don't care if you ike our writing or not. Just tell us whose you think is best. Trust me, our feelings won't be hurt.