"Alright, then did you at least get me suitable housing arrangements or did you just impulse buy and hope you wouldn't regret it later? Also, are you going to give me a name? You can't just call me by a number, it's deTinyizing. Dehumanizing, whatever. I'm not human so those terms don't apply to me, I don't think." he rambled. "Tinies, unlike humans, should not live in houses, they should have a separate cage somewhere inside the home where it is nice and warm, but not too much so that the Tiny dies of heat. Around 65-75 degrees is best. Also, you have to give Tinies entertainment, otherwise they'll get depressed and die. And not on the level of chew toys, we're talking books and puzzles and regular interaction with our human, okay? Even a bit of television, as long as it's 'appropriate' whatever that means. And if you take me into public, you'll need a tracking collar or harness, made specifically for in case you drop your Tiny or they run away out of fright, etcetera, etcetera. Also, we have even more food needs than a human does, and we need to be eating six times a day. I'm actually pretty hungry right now, now that you think of… nevermind, look. We're carnivores, meaning meat, and while there is special Tiny kibble on the market, we prefer raw diets, or, we prefer you to give us the good stuff. Liver, chicken, rabbit, whatever, as long as it's high in protein and nutrients we're good." 0023 continued on, listing facts about Tinies that were mostly true, like that they were sensitive to too much light, or completely false, like that Tinies were planning a revolution against the humans. Actually, that one could be true, now that you think about it, but it's too late to worry about that now. "So, are you seriously ready to be a responsible fucking human or do I have to control you by the hairs on your head like that one rat from that one movie?"