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"Is it so wrong for me to not want any douche fuckers to mess with you?" Derlik asked. Still, he took his arms from around Evelyn, focusing on his own drink.
"I could honestly murder them all," he mumbled to himself.
"I can handle myself as ya can plainly see." Her hand did not let go of Derlik's as they all chatted and looked over at Evelyn every once in a while. "And yeah ya could, but you won't since you're awful sweet on me." She giggled and pecked his cheek.
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"Hm, but murder!" Still, Derlik chuckled a little. "You'll find I'm very good at getting away with it." He smiled softly, a dangerous glint in his eyes.
"No murdering." She smacked him on the head with a glare. "Without good cause, and I mean like. He raped my girlfriend sort of good cause, not he hit on her and is just a mild annoyance overall. A good excuse, a wonderful place to dispose of the body, and a good ali. There's quite a bit more but that's the gist. So. No. Murder. Butthead."
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"Mm, but what if the reason is that they keep harassing you, I turn the body to ash, and that there was no way I was anywhere near them because I was caught on camera the minutes before and after the murder on the other side of town?" Derlik rubbed his head a little, but it didn't exactly hurt.
"No." She smacked him again and got up. "Alright I'm bored. I'm going skinny dipping." She gulped down her drink, and took off running. She had to assume the beach was somewhere right? As she ran she googled where the beach was, and suddenly she turned a corner, and was off flying down the street.
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Derlik was a bit stunned when Evelyn just up and disappeared. He took off, figuring he could find the beach and find Evelyn.
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Luckily the beach she was going to was a nudest beach. She had a trail of clothes that she left behind her on her way to the water,which she dove into.
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Derlik stripped as well, gathering their clothes up in a pile before following after. He smirked a bit, relaxed as he swam after Evelyn.
Her jaw dropped at how hot he was,and she noticed he was pretty well hung. She made a mental note of this as her band followed her nude adventures. They knew it they got hurt they could blame it on her,and the only person she would ever put into any actual danger is herself. Self sacrificial and all that.
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Derlik swam lazily, half the time not even bothering to stay afloat. He stayed by Evelyn, gently splashing some water at her before ducking under the water.
Evelyn didn't even flinch and waited for him to come back up. "You just did that so you could see water roll off my sexy tits." She grinned. "I tease. I know my small b cup tits won't get a man anywhere, it's aight." She then lazily swam away,not bothering to make an effort. A LOT of guys were staring at her. Guys she would deem as hot. But her eyes were concentrated on Derlik.
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"What if I were to say it was to see how the moon light looked when it hit the water on your face?" Derlik asked, following after her. "To see it reflected in your eyes? Even if I have a hard enough time looking away already." Derlik smiled gently.
"Oh you cheese head. Quit lying." She scoffed as she floated next to him, legs gently kicking her along. "I can't possibly be that pretty." She rolled her eyes. "Little too spunky to be graceful."
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"I never said anything about being graceful. I like that you act how you do. On a whim, fuck the world if they don't like it." Derlik turned to look at Evelyn, smiling gently.
"You're like me, in that way. I've always been the God who supported people like us."
"But the moon is graceful and so are the curves of the womanly body. Well most are. Mine are more jagged like lightening strikes across my withering bones and frail sheet of skin. I am made of storm and the wind, blown away by the simplest of things and unimpressed by the grand things that stand in my way. Most appreciated the beauty of the Eiffel Tower, but I think it's just a building. I'd rather shake the trees and listen to their simplistic knowledgable whispers then visit New York with it's busy streets clogging up my mind." She then cleared her throat from the long speech.
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"That's just it," Derlik said. "You don't follow the crowd. You find beauty in the things no one else does, and you don't care for the things that so many others have already wondered over. You're unique, Evelyn, and that's amazing." Derlik let out a soft sigh.
"And it doesn't matter that you're not graceful, because that's not you." He swam towards Evelyn so they were side by side now, touching a little.
She blinked a few times processing this slowly,before she stood up in the water,pushed his legs down so he was standing,then grabbed his face and kissed him. "You ass."
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Derlik was more than a bit surprised by the kiss, but he returned it steadily enough. He wrapped his arms gently around her, smiling a bit.
"I do my best," he said softly.
Evelyn smiled as she suddenly lifted him up, slammed him sideways into the water,and swam off. Constantly keeping him on his toes. She wasn't going to give in just yet. Fuck no.
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Derlik let out a oof, then slipped under the water. He followed after her, grabbing her by her ankle and pulling her down under with him. He wasn't letting her get away with that, no way.
She sank under and flipped over onto her stomach, doing a dead man's float, letting the water carry her up, and so she just stayed there above the water, holding in her breath with her eyes closed. She hoped he'd just let go of her and she could shoot off, though she highly doubted that. But if she continued to be dead weight, she'd keep floating up, making it harder to have her on the floor of the ocean.
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Derlik wasn't giving up so easily. He pulled Evelyn's leg down, grabbing her by the waist and holding her down with him. He knew humans couldn't hold their breaths forever, so pressed his lips against hers, carefully opening her mouth and breathed oxygen into her. They were a good fifteen feet from the surface, Derlik using his own body to keep Evelyn down with him. He smirked a bit as he continued to kiss Evelyn.
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(bloop)
She kissed him back and cuddled closer, and then pointed up, to continue this upshore. Maybe. He may have got her now,but she wasn't about ready to make a nest and be a love bird quiet yet.
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Derlik wrapped his arms securely around Evelyn, considering a moment. He held her close, pushing them up off the ocean floor. He continued to kiss her, humming softly.
She sighed as she pulled away. "You are such an asshole. Making me kiss you like that." She rolls her eyes and shook her head with a smile.
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"Mm, it was worth it," Derlik said, smithing a bit still. "Besides, you send to enjoy it too~" he laughed lightly.
"Are you sure? Maybe I just faked it so I didn't have too breath your air." She said in absolute defiance.
