Hey, @ThatOneFeffer! This'll go one of two ways, I think. 1.) it gets very steamy in here. 2.) it devolves into chaos then gets steamy.
I-
I grin AND WE'RE OFF, and Lix is immediately red! How much redder can we make them, do you think? Looks out at the audienece We're starting the bets at $10, which is incidentally the lowest price you can get me for! (Look for me at the local vending machines, folks.) Dooooo I hear a 15?
Did I kill you, Lix?
I'm trying to figure out whats going on-
We're betting on how much redder I can make you.
Oh-
Yep!
How do I make you even redder? I muse for a moment
I turn my head away, tilting it down slightly
(Well, I'm willing to bet that the both of us can turn them pretty red. All it requires is a bedroom, and $20.)
(Well, that's fair. But hun, that's $10 for the both of us. They would need at least $40.)
(Fair, fair. $40 it is. Turns to Lix and grins, looking them up and down What says you?)
(Oh, trust me, they're fine. They can hold up pretty well!)
Anyways, all jokes aside. Grins at Lix Meet Meep!
(I just somehow stumbled upon this in my boredom, and I am laughing so hard I cannot breathe. Y'all. You poor thing, Liz. This is tame for these too, I trust you have learned.)
(I forgot this existed-
Itz okay, I deal with @samisback every day irl, they're very dirty but I antagonize it so- )
(lol, speaking as someone who is best friends with Meep, I understand)
(Yea, I don't really know Meep well but I assume that if they're like Sam then I'd probably get on with them pretty well)
(I smile innocently Me and Sam are innocent angels!)
(That's some bullshit-)
(Fuck, you've figured it out already XD)
(-_-)
(I snicker Well, I suppose we shouldn't hide it. But I think we should keep it a bit tame. There are kids on this site, after all.)
(walks away and hides)
(Follows, calling after you)
(curls up hiding my head in my hood nu)
(I kneel in front of you Please come out?)
(I mumble "make me")
(I raise an eyebrow, then shrug If you're going to be like that. . . I sit down on your legs Now you can't get up.)
(I hiss at you)
