here are the prompts again, just in case you want them
- We hate each other but I have a huge crush on your best friend so I brewed a love potion for them but you accidentally took it and now you think you love me and you're actually really cute and what do you mean it was supposed to have worn off last week?
- My familiar has been disappearing at weird hours of the day and night and I followed them out one night and it turns out that you've also claimed them as your familiar so I guess we have shared custody now. See you tomorrow?
- I'm a newbie witch and this is my first ritual and I was all excited to see herbs and salts and boiling cauldrons not tHIS JESUS CHRIST—THATS ALOT OF BLOOD- PLEASE COMFORT ME
- Something's been stealing my herbs at night and I'm determined to stay up and catch who's doing it but I only see a strange familiar and… wait a second… that's your familiar. You better run, because I'm about to fucking kill you.
- I run a very successful store that sells magical goods, and you come in every week to ask if I've gotten a certain item. So far it hasn't come in and we've gotten kind of close but I just found out it'll be here tomorrow and I don't know if I should tell you because I don't want you to stop coming around every week.
- witch run plant shop: you can create your own bouquet but be careful what you say in flower language lest you cast a spell by accident/be careful with the carnivorous plants- they bite/the type of pot you buy matters and will affect how your plant grows/do not take the shopkeepers advice lightly. they have seen more than you will ever know