Anybody open for a one-on-one roleplay with your friendly neighbourhood pothead? I'm open to any and all ideas! (15+, mature themes)
"Well, that's no fun!" Vē'Êtherñøth says, smiling.
She starts to warp to Albethore again, but decides against it. Instead, she concentrates and becomes him again.
"Hey, look at me, I'm a whore with trees on my head, hurr-duh-durr!" she says, bursting out in laughter and going back to her normal form.
She watches Albethore intently, however, despite now being on the ground holding her abdomen from laughing so hard.
Eventually, she stops laughing, gets up and goes over to Albethore.
"Albewhore, you can't escape me! I'm always going to be around to fuck with you." she says, looking him in the eyes finally, still slightly laughing.
"Do too!" Vē'Êtherñøth replies, shifting back into Albethore's demon form.
"See," she says, pointing up to her head. "Trees!"
She giggles and latches onto Albethore again, this time making it so that if Albethore desintegrates or something, she'll die and revive with him.
"Now you can't get me off of you!" she says, smirking.
"I'm just here to annoy you, Albewhore. Why do you want to die every single way possible?" Vē'Êtherñøth asks, confused.
"Exploding or being burned are the funnest ways of death." she adds, giggling again.
"I could kill you. I know a few ways." Vē'Êtherñøth replies, giggling some more.
"Just so you know, they involve… bones." she adds, giving Albethore a cruel, shark-like smile.
"Okay!" Vē'Êtherñøth says.
She then proceeds to shatter Albethores ribcage, one rib at a time, and pierce his vital organs all the way through.
"How's that?" she asks.
"Then why the death," Vē'Êtherñøth cries, confused. "Why did I just shatter your ribcage if it doesn't hurt?"
She decides to test the limits of his words and rips each of Albethore's vertebrae out one by one.
"What about that?" she says, half joking now.
Vē'Êtherñøth smiles, knowing she can at least kill Albethore.
"Okay, then! I know I can kill you, at least!" she says, grinning and using his skull to pierce his brain.
"Yay!" she replies, using his femur as a spear to throw through Albethore's throat.
Vē'Êtherñøth laughs, then proceeds to kill him 186 more times, once for each bone in the body.
By the time she finished, she was covered in blood and shattered bone.
"Fun!" she says, hopping up onto Albethore's shoulders, digging herself in again.
"Yep! I have killed you with every bone in your body!" she says, giggling.
She then tries on more thing. She uses her tail, and carefully seperates a strand of his soul from the rest. She then snaps that strand.
"Well, one last thing…" she says, cackling.
"Have fun coming back!" she says, grinning and waving, jumping off of his form.
Vē'Êtherñøth blinks, then grins. She holds up the strand.
"Then what's in my hand?" she asks.
"Should I put this back, then?" she asks, confused.
"And if so, why is your host's soul the one I can see? How come I can't see your mind?" she adds, genuinely curious now.
She puts the strand back, effectively reviving Albethore's host and making the host immortal.
"Also, your host is now immortal. You're stuck with them, now!" she states, smiling at Albethore.
"I live to cause chaos in the lives of those around me. I'm glad to hear that he won't be happy with this!" was all she said, once again attaching herself to his spine.
She giggles, and replies with "No wonder. You're obviously not very talkative."
She skitters up onto his right shoulder, shrinks and perches there, still in her normal form but now about 3" tall. She digs into him again.