Assasins Lurk Everywhere (Small Group, 4 people | Stalkers get free knives!)

Bane's laughing so hard, actual tears are rolling down his face. He's finding it hard to catch a breath. "You silly goose. You don't let some scroll through your phone. You should have learned your lesson by now, Lis, especially with how sneaky I can be." All of this was said while hew was gasping for air from laughter. "I am never going to let this go. I need my own phone now—to keep pictures of you." The shock of Lis pinning him brought him out of the laughter. "Remember the last time you did this, Lis? I almost choked you to death. But I am simply going to go to sleep. And you should too." Bane then blushed from her next statement. "Just go to sleep. You're like a cat."

Bane let the last of his giggles out. "You should think before you give someone your electronics." He whimpered, saddened that Lis couldn't trust him with a phone. I wonder why. "Oh, Lis, what could I possibly do with a phone? Send you things I would regret? I don't think so. I have a brain and can use it." He grinned, bonking his forehead with hers. "I can behave pretty well, Lis. What makes you think I can't?" Bane challenged her with the question. He wasn't sure what the outcome would be, but he was curious. He listened to her advice, taking it into his head and processing it. He whispered back, "I always go for the neck. But I feel like I should be cautious around you. You are a frisky one" Bane rolled his eyes as she fell asleep on him like a cat. Too bad for her, he turned onto his side. He pulled her close to his chest, wrapping an arm around her waist. He was still warm and comfy like Lis said. Bane knew he was missing something, so he pulled a blanket over them to feel the maximum comfy and cozy. He struggled to fall asleep, his only interest was protecting the smaller elf. Eventually, his eyes did close on him, and Bane entered a moderate slumber.

Osiris tilted his head. "You didn't get much sleep…because of me. I kept moving and talking and waking you up…I disrupted your sleep. I'm sorry, I won't do it again." He rubbed his arm and held his head close to his shoulder. "Just lay down again…I'll stop playing with the string. Whatever is in that top compartment smells like death anyway. Maybe it's just a bunch of decomposing corpses."

Devon looked at Osie, "You really think that me thinking that I'm sleeping under a bunch of decomposing corpses will help me sleep?" he shook his head, "I don't need much sleep anyway, I just need energy."

Osiris shrugged his shoulder and flopped back down on the bed. “Who said there were decomposing corpses?” He smiled sheepishly. “Not me. I just said it smelled like death. That can mean anything.” He grabbed Dev around the chest and pulled him back down. “Beds are made for sleeping, you silly demon. You’re lying in one, so sleep! That’s how you get energy. I am not a generator.” Osiris yawned from barely getting any sleep himself. “And nighttime is also sleepy time.”

Devon rolled his eyes, "That is how humans and such get energy, not..me…" his voice trailed off. He moved closer to Osiris, "I can get energy from this" He muttered, closing his eyes.

"Well, I am not human either, but here we are. I don't technically have to sleep, but I got bored." He paused. "Although, the weird time schedule makes me sleepy. I don't like it." Osiris titled his head a bit, feeling the microwavable dinner that was Dev (Like he's warm and cold…I'll stop). "Get energy from what? Me? Am I a generator of energy?"

(Damn–that’s a twist)

"Any living thing generates energy that I can… well…feed off of is the only way I can phrase it, so yes, you kinda are" he shrugged slightly, not opening his eyes, "I try to avoid taking energy from others, but if I don't I black out, and some random person ends up dead… which I hate to think about" he sighed.

(Would anyone like to do math for me?)

(Would anyone like to do math for me?)

(I have a 66 in math….bad idea mate)

(Lol, I’m in math and we reviewing for the SOL…so it’s everything we’ve done and I’m in pain)

(Instead of doing the review, l'm thinking about what is the most heartbreaking thing I can write :D)

(oh gods)