gay(?) fuck buddies who fall for each other (O/O)

(hi I'm confused again)

(Hi M is just making an excuse he totally wants to fuck Mika but he doesn’t want to make it obvious)

(okay but did he mean he wouldn't mind it or that he wanted to bc I need that to be clear for my next response lmao)

(He wouldn’t mind it but he changed the meaning in his second response. He does.)

(adjkfnhkdsjfg okay hold on my brain is refusing to put these words together properly
I stg I'm dyslexic or some shit I hate when this happens)

(Oh I’m sorry I can patient you kno)

(no it's fine
and the dyslexic part was a joke (probably). My brain just likes to fuck words up sometimes)

(Lmao Same I totally understand bro)

(thanks lol
so just give me a few minutes and hopefully my brain will stop being a dick)

(Lol okay. Take your time)

(oh wait I have an idea I'll make Mika confused too bc he's drunk and has an excuse)

Mika blinked, confused as he tried to make sense of his words. His overwhelming gayness mixed with too much vodka was causing him a bit of trouble. "Sorry, I'm… drunk. I'm really drunk," he admitted with a sigh. I cured my exhaustion, but I also made a complete fool of myself.

M blinked and tilted his head the other way. “I don’t think you have made a fool of yourself. But if you’d like to go lay down you may.”

(fuck I'm out of ideas again
I'm sorry I'm bad at this)

(ni it’s ok
So what do you want to get to ultimately?)

(no fucking idea at this point)

(Mkay so do we wanna get at the fuck buddies thing tonight?
Cus I can help you get to that, lol, it just takes some flirting)

(it would probably make the most sense to do that tonight
I just need to figure out how to get my brain to work, I mixed up the word "type" with "flavor" and asked my mom what flavor of wood she wanted to burn)

(Oh my goodness lmao meeeee
So do you just wanna skip the awkward flirty stuff or)

(yeah, probably. It would make the most sensei)

(Ok so skip yeet)

(can u make the next response please)

(I won’t be able to until later tonight if that’s ok)

(ye that's fine, neither will I bc I have school tomorrow)

(Ok i’m back)

(k are we gonna make an inbox for it or nah)

(O yea we are)