Once, what was only a small village, turned into a city. And on the outskirts of that city, lay a castle. Nobody knew what lay within, until one Halloween night a young child ventured there after being abandoned by their parents for being too weak to be of any use (read: disabled) to their family farm. What they found inside shocked them at first, but eventually they grew to appreciate it, and found a new family within those haunted walls. Welcome to the Monster Manor, we hope you enjoy your stay.
So essentially, Monster Manor is a place where a group of The ClassicTM monsters made a home together as crazy gayotic (gay chaotic) roomates and annoyed each other for centuries. Now, it's the modern day (read: Early 19th century America) and their residence has been forgotten by time, shrouded in mystery in a way nobody dare unveil. Except for now, there's this human child dumped on their doorstep and now they have to deal with-gasp!-parenting! Cue crazy found family shenanigans as a bunch of idiots try raising a child without beheading it first.
This will be rated PG-13 for some violence, swearing, and shenanigans involving several himbos and a lot of dumbassery. Also body horror cuz monsters.
Roles:
The Human Child:
Vampire Wine Aunt:
Wine Aunt Ghost (Married to the Vampire):
Frankenstein's Monster (read: the dad of the family):
The Bride of Frankenstein's Monster (read: the mom of the family but in a they're queerplatonic partners way this is NOT straight I swear):
Crazy Gay Uncle Mothman (Why is he here. What is he doing. We do not know but we are afraid):
Zombie Butler:
That's it for roles, you can have up to two roles since I know I said small group but there's seven roles. Have fun y'all, and let the found family bullshit begin!