HEY. YOU. YEAH YOU. Me, you, roleplay. Right here, right now.

(So. Just an fyi. Evelyn is my self insert, so is Evan. But, ya know, done right. So she's a total flip of my boyo in all ways possible. And I'm glad you love the crazy idiot so much. ANYWAYS SO. HOW SHALL WE START WE NEED BACKGROUND, SETTING, STUFF LIKE THAT! I'm bad at hero rps but it'd be interesting, Evelyn some sort of deadpool type, but worse but better. Like Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Deadpool, and Squirrel Girl all jumbled together into one person)

(Hmmm…it could work. But who?)

(PUUUURRRFECT, mind uploading a template for them? Also a bit of batman, but without the money. Evelyn has no powers, just a lot of dynamite)

(I can imagine a very sexual flirty villian just covered in "~" and like that's their main thing. Anyways. So then. Are we in the middle of battle, are the two hanging out and like suddenly he gets kidnapped? What's happening here?)

(Sure. She gets kidnapped too cause she's a well known hero and also a general danger to the community, and like i dunno to get world domination or some shit she gets taken. Oh my god also, go listen to the song Barracuda by Heart. It's her Killing Bad Guys themesong. She has a whole play list, including Get Jinxed from League of Legends, and hell even some Halestorm. Completely dangerous badass. or so she thinks. Evelyn needs a cool ass hero-villian name. Her main like thing is Music. But Music Girl sounds like a fucking kids show.)

(…it works. It sounds like a cheesy 90's villian, which is totally something Evelyn would do.)

(yeah! Want me to start or you?)

(Totes malotes fine!)

Evelyn was sitting on a street corner, playing guitar, watching a really adorable cute boy across the street feeding pigeons on a bench. It was a hot summer day in New York, and she was bored. She had been causing her own trouble and then stopping the trouble she caused, just to keep herself entertained. But that,of course, got boring real fast. So she focused on picking up a little extra cash for a weapon she was hoping to get, and at this point practically begging internally, for something interesting to happen before she lost her fucking MIND.

(AHCK SORRY BUT BUMP)

(OH MY GODS YOUR BACK YAAAAAAAAAY!-hugs- YES I'D LOVE TOO!)

She got up. 'YES! I WON'T DIE OF BOREDOM TODAY!' She thought to herself as she pressed a button on her shoes, and suddenly her clothes disappeared and turned into a pink and black glowing suit. She then tapped her shoes together and they turned into roller skates, and she skated off towards him, holding a katana as she sighed. "HEY FUCKO! PUT THE CUTIE DOWN!"

She then decided to leap into the portal. "Oh I plan on getting hurt." She muttered to herself, and stabbed one of the shadows.

She rollerskated silently afterwards, then tapped her shoes together and the rollerskates disappeared as she hid behind some boxes. "Okay so maybe that wasn't too smart…Now they know I''m here. Oh well."

"Damn it." She sighed and scampered off, and managed to climb up to the ceiling. "Haha cat like skillz." (Ya know in like ware houses there's a big web of bars up there for no reason really? Yeah she's up there)

She nimbly slinked over to where the room was, and was met by a wall. "Of course floor to ceiling walls. Damn it." She whispered to herself, and looked down to see where the Shadow Being was.