"Like poison, we're very deadly when drunk." (Open! 3/4)

Our characters are the most feared pirates in all the star systems, through wit, ruthlessness, and a bit of immortality. They roam the galaxies looking for violence and adventure and chances to kick ass and take names, loving to cause trouble.

The plot is as follows: a magical being of chaos has been awakened. It's spread is slow, but catastrophic, and our characters don't care about the supposed magical weapon created to stop it, they want to have a fun apocalypse dammit! But when given the choice to save the universe or burn with it, they must decide, and soon.

Rules/Content:
TW for gore, violence, swearing, and dark themes.
Don't be bigoted, don't use slurs or otherwise offensive language, it isn't that hard.
Take outside drama elsewhere.
This RP is rated as 14+ for the record.
Don't be overpowered or overly edgy.

Roles:

Captain:
First Mate: @PrettyLittlePyro
Quartermaster: @Calanthe
Pilot: Yours truly
Engineer: @wetsock

Template to be posted upon people joining.

Also, notes on how they became immortal: a magic artifact did it. They still have it, actually.

Sorry this is short I just didn't have the energy to retype it all.

(Ooh, this sounds cool? May I join as the First Mate?)

(Yeah!)

(I have decided, upon careful consideration, that I want to play the character of Pilot. Because of "are we there yet" questions having the potential for great banter.)

(There will be lots of those, never fear! XD do you have a template?)

(Yeah, one minute!)

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Orientation:
Appearance:
Personality:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Skills:
Role:
Backstory:
Other:

(Cool! I'll get my character up whenever I have time!)

Name: Florence, Flo
Age: Hundred of years old, looks 22
Gender: Cis male
Orientation: Bisexual
Appearance: Flo is tall, standing at 6'0" even, muscular, and attractive in a step-on-me kind of way. He has long, prematurely greying auburn hair generally tied in a french braid, scars from picking at skin and scars from winning and losing fights (most noticeably a small burn scar over his neck and jaw). He's got a strong jaw, lavender-grey eyes and a permanent serious scowl.
Personality: Very serious, basically the team dad and assumes responsibility for the others. Probably the most likely to want to save the universe but doesn't really care that much about what happens since the universe hasn't done shit for him.
Strengths: His looks, not that he uses them, his ability to rally the team ("like herding Arxian cats, I swear-") together, and his intelligence.
Weaknesses: He's very serious and a bit of a bore, as well as constantly bottling up his emotions.
Skills: Piloting, some limited engineering skills, a skilled musician and beautiful singer, and combat (obviously)
Role: Pilot
Backstory: To be added.
Other: Idk.

(Cool! I'll get my character up whenever I have time!)

Neat!

(Cool! What role?)

Name: Ashtian "Ash" Mastion
Age: Couple hundred years old, looks to be in early twenties
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Appearance: Ashtian is pretty handsome, slender and muscled at the same time. He's about 5'11'', and has tanned skin that's more pale than gold. His hair is messy and all over the place, as he's always too lazy to take care of it, and reaches to his ears. It's wavy, and a warm brown color, like melted caramel, with streaks of blonde. His eyes are gold-amber, and warm. He's constantly smiling or smirking, which can make people want to hit him.
Personality: Ash is very loyal. Hurt someone he likes, and you're dead. He's a warm, friendly, mischievous person to be around, and a great friend. He's constantly cracking jokes, which can be fun, but when it's time to be serious, it can get really annoying. He's pretty clever, too, although he rarely shows it. He can be pretty dense when it comes to how people feel about him, which is amusing for everyone around him. His defense mechanism is jokes and sarcasm, which is all of the time, so no one really knows how he feels.
Strengths: His solid presence when people need comfort. His jokes that can cheer people up when they need. His fighting skills and his ability with words.
Weaknesses: Showing his emotions, and being vulnerable to people. Anything that requires his hands - cleaning, hacking, pressing buttons. He's super clumsy with them.
Skills: Fighting. He's amazing with it, and his fighting style looks more like dancing than anything, it's so smooth. Making people feel better, and cheering people up. Making friends.
Role: First Mate
Backstory: He was kidnapped from his family, and he never found them again. Soo… yeah.
Other: Nope

(I think I'll take engineer)

(Neat)

Ash is amazing btw.

((Okay, uhm hi, could I join as quatermaster?))

Yeah!