Mind Readers, Demons, and Gods, Oh My! (Closed//Stalkers Enabled)

Cause there is.
Lex stood up and went in the direction the wind was blowing and eventually made it back to his house. He glanced over at Rex’s as he drifted over.

Rex cronched into those amazing fucking crackers. "Wow man I've never had a better cracker in my life the fuck makes these fuckers so good?"

Wow he fucking say fuck every fucking second
Lex stopped and looked up at the sky, tracing the clouds with his eyes.

Yes he fucking does do you have a fucking probelm with that huh

"TheSe fUCkING cRACKersS CAn rIgHT Up FCUK mE iN thE aSS"

I like him.
Lex glanced over at Rex through the window. Why is he so excited?

Aren't I just the best writer ever.
He's just too excited about those fucking crackers. He's ready to hop up on a cracker and fuck it right there on his table.

Are you high or something😂
Lex frowned slightly and kept looking at Rex, a bit amused.

I'm very fucking bored xD
IHUyGtfhgjvDFUCKYEAHCRACKERSMANWHOOO

Um
You wanna do something else if you’re so bored 😂

No I'm just bored in general sorry xD

We can continue.

Rex sat down on his couch with his fucking crackers. He ate one. Mmmm

Lex continued looking up at the sky and spun around a little, giggling to himself.

"Whomstded the fouk be at moi dooh?" Rex said in a random British accent that his very American writer suddenly assigned to him.

Lex reached for a leaf that was drifting in the air but missed and fell over.

Hahhaaa fuckign down he goes (I'm fucking lagughing so hard hlep)
"Oi moost be noffink thon."

Me too me too I have cafffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieneneee
Lex sighed and flailed his arms in the air, trying to stand back up again.

Yet he can't stand up beecause he's 10000000000000000000000000000 lbs overweight o h n o

"Foik ded somehwon fell owvah?" Rex stood up and walked over to open his door. "Oi moit you okai?"

Na bish hes like 30 pounds he’s like a fuking baby
Lex glanced over at Rex. “I don’t know maybe!”

Bruh he fucking dead then what the hell why aren't you- that's like motherfuckin M what
Rex wandered over. "OI YOU DOFTN"T NEED TO BE OS FORKOOIN WUUUDE"

Lex rolled away and sat up. “Why are you out here? What about your crackers?”

Rex walked over. "Oi dey dohn't noid moi whatchu up tooo?"

“I don’t know..the sky.” He out his hands up, gesturing towards the sky.

"Oi I don't wike that fookin troik moit the foick is goin on insoid yah head?"

“Ahh I don’t really know schizophrenia I think maybe. Tyler said he would help but then I went and got killed and now it’s just me and my thoughts.” He laid back down again .

"Oi goot off de groiund moit you can sit in wiff me if ya wioke."

“Really?” He asked from the ground.

"Ya whoi not?"

“Well I don’t know..not a lot of people…like me..” He looked away and hid his face in his shoulder.

"Meh come aloing anywoi I'll shah my crackahs."

“Okay.” Lex stood up and floated along with Rex.

Rex lead him into his home and shut the door. "Whelcom to ma hom moit."