I just read an amazing thing:
MY name is chicken nugget and i eat chicken legs ik ik its weird and technically cannabilism but who cares its not illegal and its really tasty. No idc what you say it taste good its not illegal. No I’m not addicted idc what you say i could quit, *takes all chicken in vfvacinity and finds cops to keep them under house arrest, they check on this guy in the morning but just find a hole bunch of bones on the ground in the living room, they search for him for years but never find him, then the top experts realize they cant find him bc he died the night that he was put under house arrest, how did he died, it was suicide he had eaten most of himself and then just jumped in the fireplace so some of his bones could chill on the floor well time for our next case Romeo and Juliet how did they really die
