Mind Readers, Demons, and Gods, Oh My! (Closed//Stalkers Enabled)

(ugh where are you goddammit i'm leaving early Friday for Florida and i'm not coming back until next Friday)

(aW I MIGHT BE ON TOMORROW BUT I WON'T BE HERE TODAY.)

(NO FUCK IM LEAVING TOMORROW)

(jK I"M ON UNTIL 11:30ish)

(EYSYYFYYEYEYSYE:)

(Pants but if I ghost on you my dad probably kicked me off)

(ok that's fine LETS HURRY THEN)

(yESSSSSS ExtrEME Rp SkILlS ActIvaTe)

(anddddd its your turn)

(oOOF falls dramatically off of a metaphorical building (while screeching like a hyena with laughter because that metaphorical joke))

"Yea, but I suppose it's worse for you, huh?"

(hides behind computer screen because you're starting to scare me but also laughs at your joke)

(do you know why i'm laughing at a metaphorical joke or are you just confused?)

"Yea, but I suppose it's worse for you, huh?"

"Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with him?" She winced a little.

(cuz you would be able to get it)

(do you know why i'm laughing at a metaphorical joke or are you just confused?)

(no i actually know because yeah i do know)

"Yea, but I suppose it's worse for you, huh?"

"Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with him?" She winced a little.

"Uh," Neo took a moment. "Nothing. He's crazy and always has been."

(do you know why i'm laughing at a metaphorical joke or are you just confused?)

(no i actually know because yeah i do know)

(yea that mans over there points to M)

"Yea, but I suppose it's worse for you, huh?"

"Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with him?" She winced a little.

"Uh," Neo took a moment. "Nothing. He's crazy and always has been."

"But he's never been this bad. Did I like trigger him or something?"

(do you know why i'm laughing at a metaphorical joke or are you just confused?)

(no i actually know because yeah i do know)

(yea that mans over there points to M)

(yeess)

"Yea, but I suppose it's worse for you, huh?"

"Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with him?" She winced a little.

"Uh," Neo took a moment. "Nothing. He's crazy and always has been."

"But he's never been this bad. Did I like trigger him or something?"

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"I… have no idea…" Neo was choking back laughs.

"Thanks for the help." She walked out of Neo's office and closed the doors behind her before laying down with her forehead pressed against the floor.

(you've finished questioning how Zackary makes those noises)

"Having trouble, huh?" M was waiting near the door, his arms crossed and leaned against the frame.

(yes, yes I have.)
"I don't know what to do."

(Good. I'm one of the weirdest RPers on this site. Hopefully you've learned that.)

"He should calm down eventually. He'll just tire himself out and fall asleep."
And that… was exactly what Zackary did a couple moments later.

(no it's great. Last night i was looking through my journal(yes i do) and i found this one thing that I wrote about this guy when i was mad at him and it said -Tbh i could give a fuck but colin doesn't deserve my fucks- and i was wow at myself)
North sat up and looked at M, smiling a little. "It's so quiet."

(fingerguns sick. also yeets away into the void have a great trip!!!)

M nodded. "Yap."

(NO DON'T LEAVE ME)

(that desperation^^)

(I'm back… bUT MY NOTEBOOK IS BEING SLOW AS FUCKING HELL)