Prince of Darkness (Closed//Mature Stalkers Enabled)

Scipio put another frog on his head, laughing quietly. They seemed content to just croak and perch themselves on him. A couple frogs watched him curiously from further away.

A few frogs who were put on his head by force took the free fall off of his head and plopped into the water. Lucifer cupped his hands for them, and they gravitated towards him as if he were a magnet.

Scipio held out his arms so the frogs could stand on them. "There really are a lot of them in here… woah!" He picked up a frog that had sat in his lap. "That's not very polite." He laughed again and released the frog.

Lucifer watched with the couple of frogs that had come over. The pervy frog who went to Scipio's lap went to Lucifer's, who just kind of pushed it away. "I told you they're everywhere, and annoying as hell."

"Meh… I've met far more annoying humans." Scipio shrugged, careful not to let any of the frogs fall. He had around seven or eight on him by now.

Scipio probably would have more if it weren't for the frogs who liked to free fall off of his shoulders and arms. Lucifer watched as frogs just hopped off of him, smiling a bit. Frogs were weird.

(Scipio: I am the frog guardian. Guardian of the frogs. ——– Fuck off!)
"They don't talk, which is a clear improvement. They do screech though…" As if on cue, a couple of the frogs he had squealed loudly.

(xDD)

Lucifer turned his attention to the pair who squealed. The frogs Lucifer was holding whistled back, and soon all of them were in a chorus of whistles and squeals.

"Oh shit. I've made a mistake." Scipio laughed at the frog's screeching. "Are the toads just here to keep the frogs in line?"

"You've created something terrible," Lucifer commented, setting the frogs back into the water. "I dunno. There's still some toads in the bottom."

"Indeed…" Scipio released his frogs, although one still stayed on his head. "The frogs seem friendlier than the toads."

Most free fell and swam back to him, whistling noisily. Lucifer chuckled again and nodded. "They are. Most of them."

"'Cept for the pervy one…" Scipio let a couple frogs climb onto his hands.

"Hence why I said most," Lucifer responded smartly and with a small smirk.

Scipio rolled his eyes, smirking a bit as well. "Yeah, yeah… these ones seem okay, though."

Lucifer picked up the same pervy frog who was going for him, now, and put it on the ground above the springs. "Maybe you can take it so it stops assaulting me."

"Does he bother other frogs or just people?" Scipio raised an eyebrow. "I don't know the genders of my frogs, and I don't think we're wanting any more frogs."

"I'm pretty sure he just does people. And it'll be your problem if they make more. They haven't so far, though."

Scipio shrugged. "Whatever, but if they get eggs, I'll put the babies back in here once they're old enough to actually fucking function."

Lucifer rolled his eyes. "Put them in an unused bathtub or something. I actually use this. I want the frogs out of my bath."

"Ugh, fine… there's no guarantee they're not all male or all female anyways. If they were female, I guess that'd explain why the toad is so pissy…" Scipio set another frog in the water.

"Oh, come on, just because you're gay doesn't mean you're allowed to rip on women like that," Lucifer huffed, glaring at him.

"The only women I've ever met have been pissy. It's not because I'm gay." Scipio shrugged.

"Maybe it's because you've tried to fucking kill them, Scipio," Lucifer shot back, crossing his arms.

"Yeah, probably. They tried to kill me too, though. Also, they were the ones I was supposed to kill. Never killed women from my own side." Scipio yawned, not really understanding what Lucifer was so upset about.

Lucifer just sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. Humans are different. Humans are different, Lucifer.
"Forget it. I forgot the life you lived."

(Lucifer: You're sexist
Scipio: I'm not sexist. I hate everyone equally.
Lucifer: Oh, so you're quirky sexist)

"Alright." Scipio fidgeted with a lock of his own hair, the frog on his head jumping into the water.

(Lmaoo true.)

Lucifer watched, collecting all the frogs he could. "Here, do you want these? I have to go greet the new person I have to pass judgement on."