"He can go fuck himself," Lucifer just growled, before turning to another servant and demanding they escort him out and to get some guards in front of the house.
Scipio thought for a moment. "Yeah, he's God…He can physically do that if he wants." He decided following Lucifer inside. "What did he want, anyways?"
Lucifer slammed the door shut after Scipio and flopped down onto his bed, pissed off as usual after talking to Jehovah.
"Apparently too many people are coming down here. His fucking Angels are coming down here."
"Damn… really?" Scipio sat beside Lucifer. "But, I mean… that's not really your fault, is it?"
"No! It's not any part of my fault, so many of his subjects just hate it up there, and he doesn't wanna do anything about it!" Lucifer complained angrily.
Scipio hugged Lucifer. "Calm down, Lucy… He can't make you do anything you don't want to. If he wants things to change, he's gonna have to do it himself."
(I'm still amused by Scipio just calling God a big boy lol)
(I'm amused by this whole situation xD)
"Yeah, whatever. He's gonna keep coming here and irritating the hell out of me. That fucking ass." He hugged Scipio too, growling.
"Well, you've got guards out front now. Won't they keep him out?" Scipio asked, looking up at Lucifer.
"Sure they will. But he'll manage to break in again somehow and bitch about my personal life." Lucifer's gaze flicked away.
"Mm… Well, it's none of his business if we're sorta a thing now. It isn't his concern, because he's in heaven, and we're in hell. Just because gay people aren't allowed up there doesn't mean they can't live down here."
"Yeah, exactly," He sighed in response, shaking his head and setting his head down with a huff, shaking his head. "I'm honestly sick of him. I dislike that man so much." He rubbed his face a little with his thumb.
"Same… you've had a lot more years to hate him, though." Scipio lay down with Lucifer, relaxing.
"Yeah, quite a bit," Lucifer responded sharply, pulling Scipio closer and tangling up their legs with a deep sigh.
Scipio was startled a bit by the sudden movement, but soon relaxed into Lucifer's warmth again. "He's just a stuck up whiny bitch who can't deal with the fact that he's so boring that his own subjects would rather be in hell. Don't worry yourself too much about it, Lucy."
Lucifer pulled him closer and sighed, leaning his head directly onto the human's, not afraid to show more affection after his run-in. He was mostly pissed off about how Jehovah thought he could control who he slept with.
"I ain't worried."
"I know, Lucy… big boy king of hell ain't ever scared o' nothin'." He teased, huddling close to Lucifer with a grin.
"Mmm. I don't like him trying to control me. Trying to sit here and tell me I can't fucking sleep with you." He relaxed his hands on Scipio's tum, squishing it once. "You're cute as shit, you know that?"
Scipio blushed a bit. "It's just my boyish charm, hon~" He winked and then started cracking up. "Oh god, that's got to be one of the gayest things I've ever said."
Lucifer laughed with him, shaking his head. The silly human never ceased to make him laugh somehow. "You're just a big gay. But that's okay."
"Damn… they always say to pray the gay away but I'd never get on my knees. Well, not for that reason~" Scipio laughed again. "Alright, that's definitely gayer."
Lucifer snorted and rolled his eyes. "You said you're still a virgin. You're crossing bounds you've never set a human foot in." He squished Scipio's tummy again.
"I'm definitely still a virgin, but that doesn't mean I know nil about sex." Scipio shivered a bit when Lucifer kept touching him. "What're you squeezing me for?"
"Mmm. Tells me something about your teenhood." Lucifer seemed to want to say or do more, but his hands just kept squishing him. "Your tummy's squishy."
"I didn't watch porn or anything! My teenage years were spent in America, and teenage boys in America love talking about sex." He blushed more when Lucifer continued squishing him. "Just because I don't have fuckin' toned abs or massive muscles doesn't make me 'squishy'…"
"Mmmmmhmmmm that's what every teenager says. I'm sure you've watched it at least once. You probably got a little curious as a pre-teen cus you were feeling different…" Lucifer said with a laugh, continuing the squishes of his tum. "I wasn't calling you fat, Scip."
"I swear I didn't… I didn't even have access to electronics. Even if I ever had access to it, I wouldn't get anything from it. I don't really experience emotions or anything the same way as most people… It's more than likely that I'd have to like, be physically turned on, if that makes sense."
"Mhm, that makes sense." He wrapped his arms around Scipio's hips and gave a teasing nibble to his ear before relaxing again. "I've just heard every excuse in the book, you know? It's always curiosity this, I was feeling weird and lonely that."
Scipio nodded. "That's understandable… I honestly didn't, though. I'm pretty clueless about gay stuff, though, since teenage guys only ever talk about straight sex…"
(ignores the nibble to his ear xD)
"Awww… Scipio's a clueless gay." He snickered deeply at one of his thoughts, but didn't voice it, just pulled him closer yet. "It's alright, love."
