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"Ya know what fine. I can stop living at cheap motels and couch serfing so thats nice. But seriously. Why?"
Private rp with @Shuri_a_sick_boi
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"Because I care, and because a friend with benefits has its ah, benefits." He said, snarky as ever.
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"Fuck buddies? Again. I'm a SLUT. I barely know you dude! Oh because you care, okay, why ME? I don't have it as bad as half the fuckers here. And. I don't make friends, just cash."
"Yeah, because you're fine, and interesting."
Silence.
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He rolled his eyes and sat on the couch. "Fine. Whatever." He sighed.
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(MERP! They are cuddling, Ashton is protesting against the cuddles)
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(HELLO?)
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(RAW)
Hey! I'm here babe
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(Babe??? Your reply Dad)
(I call everyone babe. And yeeyee)
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(…incest is wincest)
(Ew no that's fucking weird. It's just a pet name lol.)
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(I know I was just being an ass. It's a long lived inside joke between me and my friends)
(That's some Sweet Home Alabama shit right there lol.)
(Okay but seriously yuck!)
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(Oh Shuri, not the weirdest thing I've ever said. I'm only kidding)
(I've said some weird shit in my day too lol.)
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(You sound so old)
(It's mostly pure stuff though lol.)
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(PFFFFT My dad is more of a bean then I am)
(You sound so old)
(Yes because nineteen is old. {Can you tell I'm being sarcastic?})
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(You sound so old)
(Yes because nineteen is old. {Can you tell I'm being sarcastic?})
Sheesh gramps, SO old.
And what're you then? A little whelp?
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I'm 16 so you make your judgement
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(HI! You owe me a respoooonse)
Indeed
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bastard
The one and only