The Art of Character Building~ Private

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Nick was doing absolutely nothing. Obviously some intergalactic genius would answer: BuT He’s BrEAthInG. Well no. He wasn’t. Nick was doing strictly nothing. Because Nick was dead. Well not exactly because he wasn’t being dead. He was just. There. Where is Mom Nick? Lord only knows. Jason. Jason? Jason! Jason didn’t exist either. For the moment, they were just two names in her head. Two very American, cringeworthy names.

Cringeworthy indeed. French class would do that to a girl.

obviously. Especially when no one else was listening, that a splitting headache was wreaking havoc in her head and that she was feeling particularly peckish for a game of cry your eyes out.

Whatever haha let her just suppress her emotions. Moving on :)

Yep, let's just yeet out of _{that .}

Anyhooo, Nick and Jason

Those little bitches. Jason is an early twenties ace. He is a blogger.

Well wow that’s an itty bit enormously cringy. I mean, dude. They have names like that and you’re adding that he’s a blogger? How about he’s also a cowboy who likes to ride into the sunset and who wears American flag boxers?

Not sunsets, no. Jason likes to ride men. Oh wait naw he’s ace, never mind
(sorry for any offense)

NiCk on ThE OthEr HaNd. Was as gay as a 23 year old quarterback sweet golden american boy could get. He had dirty blond hair and a killer smile, with white shiny teeth. His skin was tanned and perfect, because after four middle school years of incessant acne, he had a skin care routine more explicit than a kardashian’s.

You might have meant intricate.
They went to Yale! Both straight A boys with a sterling rep, and then Nick came out. He got kicked out :( because of a false allegation. But he has RISEN AGAIN

NiCk on ThE OthEr HaNd. Was as gay as a 23 year old quarterback sweet golden american boy could get. He had dirty blond hair and a killer smile, with white shiny teeth. His skin was tanned and perfect, because after four middle school years of incessant acne, he had a skin care routine more intricate than a kardashian’s.

IN OXFORD! Yes, Nick rose to his full rainbow power as he flew to the land of bagels, red buses and chutney

I… no. London is not the land of bagels or chutney. London is the land of tea, architecture, theatre, royalty and grace, and yes, red buses.
Jason graduated from Yale with a degree in Cinematic and Literary studies! And then he became a blogger. What a waste…

Oh you sound like my aunt talking about a girl that was really smart and then did studies in art. Boohoo. Nobody actually gives a flying chicken. I’m sure that he’s a really good blogger. Oh i think Nick should have a lot of sass.

Like…
Nuh-uh, linebacker, you don’t get to trip me up. I run and you protect my ass, got it? Make sense?
Wait, that makes him sound a bit rude. Should he be rude?

Nah cuz he’s the American golden boy, he should be as sweet as captain America’s ass. Then Jason should be sassy

Let’s stop with the Gen Z similes
Established so far: Jason, blogger, asexual, male, Yale graduate, early twenties.
Nick: professional quarterback, gay, Oxford graduate, golden boy, early twenties.
All correct?

Yes but what about their social shit? Should one of them have friends? No? Just family? That part is so complicated cuz we have to do a whole deep thing bout each character

Let's do one at a time. First, Nick. His family should tie in to the fact he was kicked out of Yale for coming out

So homophobic fam, or angry fam wherever the ma is a successfull lawyer who’s gonna sue Yale

Beauty
He’s twin little sisters who are 7 years younger

Maths is a terrifying thing. It can make you create a sentence that u think makes sense but then the person who reads it is just like wtf

Oi I just forgot a word leave me alone
Nick has a pair of twin sisters who are 7 years younger than him

So nick is a hidden big teddy bear of fluff underneath his wall of gay sexiness and quarterback boy attitude

Ugh i adore guys like that. When you get to know them, they just reveal to be the sweetest little thing, and no feelings develop

Sure, let's look at it that way

So now Jason? Only child, perfect family inside and out, ace but wants a husband and adopted kid(s)

I’d like to make him a bit relatable, so could he have a lot of trouble at school

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