Theories (3/4)

Your S/O is a member of a shadowy organization bent on ruling the world, your best friend is a CIA operative, and your dog is an escaped who talks when no one is looking, and you? You run a website debunking conspiracy theories.

This looks interesting

Oo!

Who did you want to be?

I don't care.

Can I be the s/o

Sure!

I might do the theories.

Alright nice

Hello! Can I be the CIA best friend?

Sure!

Thank you!

(~Bump~)