"Hey," he said, waving, trying his best not to act like he'd been waiting for her. "How're you doing?" He asked, leaning against a nearby tree and grinning at her.
"Well, I'm not dead yet," Luke said, shrugging. "So that's good, I suppose." He went quiet after he said that, having no clue what to say. How do you start a conversation?
Angel let out a soft giggle at his answer. "Yeah." Then she, too, was at a loss for words.
After about ten minutes of just sitting there, she said the first thing that came to her mind. "Would you rather fight a hundred chicken sized zombies, or ten zombie sized chickens? Just to be clear, you wouldn't have any weapons or armor."
She got this dialogue from a video game you say?
Like hell she'd tell Luke that!
Luke laughed at her question. It was a special thing to ask him, but he was okay with that. He couldn't think of anything better to ask. "Um… ten zombie sized chickens. Because then, after I beat them, I could eat them." He flashed her a grin. "What about you? Which would you rather fight?"
"The chickens. Not because it would be easy, because it wouldn't, but because they would be an abomination." Angel said, waving her hands around as she spoke. "Just think about their giant feet!" And with that, she busted out laughing. She didn't know why it was so funny, it just was.
"Would you rather fight a hundred chicken sized zombies, or ten zombie sized chickens? Just to be clear, you wouldn't have any weapons or armor."
She got this dialogue from a video game you say?
(Minecraft: Story mode :P I love it.)
(XD)
He laughed along with her, holding a hand on the tree to steady himself. "They would be," he agreed, sniggering. "Imagine how much damage they'd cause! The poor people who see them…" He shook his head with a grin.
"Aw, I almost feel sorry for them…" Angel's head lowered as she faked a sad face, only to jump up onto her feet a few seconds later with a crazed and goofy look on her face. "Except I'm the one leading the stampede! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" She smiled as she looked at him, only inches away from his face, waiting for him to add onto her silly story.
Luke snickered. Then he realized how close she was and blinked. He wasn't going to take advantage of her, but… this position was weird. "You are?" He asked, looking stricken. "Then I might not survive! Spare me, O Great One!"
Luke knew that he had to tread on careful ground. She was younger than him, he shouldn't take advantage of this.
"I don't know," he said, grinning at her. "What do you want me to give you?"
That sounds perverted… he thought with an inner groan.
………………….
Luke blinked. "Uh…" he was speechless for a long moment, then shrugged. She didn't seem to be serious, so he didn't take it to heart.
"You know, I could," he said, smirking slightly. "But… that seems a very low price."
"I don't know," he said, leaning against the tree and acting serious. "You're the boss. Besides, what if after I paid, you broke your promises?"
"Well, I may be a villain, but one thing I'm not is a liar." She finally grabbed his shirt, pulled him down to her level and gently kissed him for a good few seconds before reluctantly pulling away. "So…there." Her face had flushed a bright red as she took a step back and looked down at the ground.
"I fail to see the-" Luke was cut off by the feeling of her lips on his.
He blinked when she pulled away, surprised. "I-uh…" For once, the Great Lucian Gray was speechless.
"For now," Luke said, leaning against the tree and acting casual. "Who knows if you'll decide to attack me again." He sent her a grin.
He snorted. "Okay. Well, I guess I have to watch out for you now. The tiny but terrible Queen of the Chickens!" He grinned.
"But… aren't chickens and pigeons not the same thing?" He asked, laughing. This girl was… fun. Very fun.
"Even pigeons? How do you get such dumb creatures to listen to you?" He laughed. Part of him wondered how she managed to get close enough to pick up one of these dumb birds. Then again… they were dumb. So…
The blue eyed girl leaned up to his ear, with the help of her hands pulling his shoulders down, and whispered, "Magic." Then she turned, flopped down onto the ground and just looked at him. "I like you." she stated. "You're interesting."
Angel Fairbrooke has sent you a friend request. Accept?
(Ok, so the end of that was kind of like a dating simulator thing so… XD. Sorry I haven't been on much.)
(It's fine lol. I haven't been answering that well…)
"Thanks?" Luke wasn't sure how to react. He hadn't met anyone who was this blunt to him in, well… ever. "Is that a good thing?"
He glanced down at his phone, then back up at her with raised eyebrows, before hitting Accept.