This May Or May Not Be The Strangest Request I've Ever Seen...

So, I've got a rather strange request.

Just give me a second…

Clears throat

THIS IS ME. NOT NAKED BUT STILL VERY SCARED BECAUSE I AM CALLING ALL SMUT WRITERS.

That's right, I'm calling all people that are comfortable writing sexual scenes because like, I want to get better at it and I've got a lot of ideas that I can't use because none of my characters for the criteria and UGH.

So if you are interested in helping me with any of the following ideas or have one of your own, feel free to DM me!

1. Girl x girl (I HAVE NO ALL FEMALE SHIPS AND I WANT ONE. Plus writing it would be fun!)
2. Various kinks/scenarios (Like BDSM, bondage, etc. And scenarios like in public/very small space, hate/jealousy sex, dirty talk, all that fun stuff)
3. Threesome (Is that getting too weird? NAH)

So yeah! I'm just going to leave this here for your smut writing practice! Use it as you wish.

P.S. How long do you think it'll take before I'm asked to take this down? I give it 3 days tops.

So wait what do you want?

I'm v comfortable with writing smut I just have no idea what you're asking.

I want people who are willing to help me write smut for the ideas above. And if people want to write out their own smut ideas, in fine with that too.

Oh alright. I think I'd be willing to help you write the small space/public sex.

Ooo, yes please. We can set up a DM and get started!

Alright!

Ahh, I write fanfiction, you have called on the right person. Trust me, I've written pretty much all the smut in the book, including humanoid alien/snake with the consitancy of vaseline. No, I'm not kidding. My fandoms get really weird really quickly.

Oh wait ok someone's already taken this then sorry… I'll leave.

No no no, it's still open! Come join as you wish!

Sooo… DM then idk?

Yep!