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Thoughtful, In Depth, and Very Gay (O/O)

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(Lmao yeah that makes more sense. And yes let’s do that
Zackary would have to get it wrong…. six times to be totally stripped.)

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(Asura would have to get it wrong 4 times oof)

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(Nah 8 cuz of the shots)

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(Oh wait yea lol)

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(wait no you're right 8 times)

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(Nono cuz he’s not wearing a shirt)

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(right but Asura's still got his underwear, sweats, and his two socks)

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(Ooooh right lmao

Zackary doesn’t have socks on

Anywho your turnnn)

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(Oh my god so I kinda want Asura to have all lies so he can manipulate Zackary in taking off his clothes)

“You can go first,” Zackary said with a hand wave.

(oof I didn't even notice this lol)
Asura shrugged. "Fine. First statement, I was a professional stripper for approximately 2,000 years. Second, I was once married to a man. And third, I can turn into a giant tiger with wings at will."

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(So are we doing the all lies thing?)

Zackary blinked. “Er… you were married to a man?” It sounded more like a question than anything.

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(wait all lies or all truths?
bc the married to a man thing was a lie lol)

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(Lol all lies right? If he guesses a lie he has to take a shot, and if he guesses a “second” he has to strip)

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(two truths and a lie is when you have to figure out what the lie is though, right? If you figure out the lie you win)

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(wHO CARES

Honestly I don’t remember and I’m just getting confused.)

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(ahhhh now I'm confusing us both i'm sorryyy)

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(Okay let’s just say it’s two lies and a truth’

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(okay okay let me change it real quick)

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(Kk)

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(Oh my god so I kinda want Asura to have all lies so he can manipulate Zackary in taking off his clothes)

“You can go first,” Zackary said with a hand wave.

(oof I didn't even notice this lol)
Asura shrugged. "Fine. First statement, I was a professional stripper for approximately 2,000 years. Second, I was once married to a man. And third, I can turn into a giant tiger with wings at will."

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“What am I guessing? The lie?” He looked thoughtful. “Uuum… you can turn into a giant lion at will?”

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"You're guessing the truth," he pointed out. "But that was a lie, so take a shot."

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“Dammit.” He took a shot with ease. “Okay… hmm… you’ve been married to a man?”

(Also aren’t all of his things supposed to be lies?)

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(they are
he can't turn into a tiger, he can turn into lion
he never married a man but he got engaged (the only reason it didn't go through is bc his fiance was murdered)
he was only a professional stripper for a few years)

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(Oh gotcha wink wink)

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(lolll yeah)
"Also a lie," he said, smirking and looking him up and down. "Time to strip."

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Zackary gave a slight huff and unbuttoned his flannel with slow fingers. “Fine, fine. You’re not Mr. Shirtless anymore.” He set the flannel on his lap, where it'd stay if he had to strip any more.
“My turn? Okay. Um…” He rubbed his pointy nose. “I’ve been up in the Human world more times than I can count, I hate strawberries, annnd…. as a kid I collected Pokèmon cards.”

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Asura frowned for a moment, purposely keeping his eyes away from Zackary. "Hmmm… you hate strawberries?"

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Zackary leaned back on the bed, his weight on his hands. “Nope. Shot. I love strawberries. I could eat them all day.”

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"Dammit," Asura mumbled, quickly taking a shot. "Okay, you collected pokemon cards?"

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“No. How can I collect Pokèmon cards while I’m a kid down here?” He grinned.