"Ugh- Stop biting that god damn lip of yours already!" (OxO) (GaY-) (Closed; feel free to stalk.)

Connor turned a little, then said, "this… this is MY yogurt, satan,,,"

There was a moment of silence, followed by Connor mumbling, "_{…you have a nice butt}"

Connor was still asleep, and he was in a deep sleep so he didn't wake up from the yelling. "私はここで一体何をしているのですか…"

Connor now just completely reverted from random blurbs of English to full-on Japanese. "ベッドのそばに立っている影の男が見えますか？"

Connor wasn't affected. "宇宙に行きたくない、博物館で恐竜を見に行きたい!"

(connor just said "i don't want to go to space, i want to go see dinosaurs at the museum" in japanese,,, that's my favorite one of these so far lmao-)

Connor's eye widened. "holy fUck– what was that for?!" he yelled.

Connor shrugged. He literally had no clue what was going on. "wait— I SAID W H A T?!"

Connor's face turned bright red and he looked around frantically, trying to find a good escape route in the room-

Connor heard the sound of someone falling and rushed over. "I- Ohgeez." he stammered. He was panicking now; he had no idea what to do.

Connor sighed and picked up Mason, carrying him on his back until they got back into the room. He gently placed Mason on the bed and walked out, heading into the bathroom.

Connor stared at his reflection in the mirror, and then went silent (he's getting high again), followed by the sound of something opening. This array of noises was followed by a chugging sound (oh god he's getting drunk too) and a loud exhale.

Connor covered his eye with his hair, hiding the fact that his eye was bloodshot. "Hey," he said, rather normally. No slurring or anything… yet.

Connor nodded. "Yeah, I'm fine."

Connor blushed slightly. The high/drunk combo quickly wore off. He smiled, staring at the mirror.

"Hm? What was that?" he asked.