I would love to do a roleplay with my character Evelyn! I have prompts and stuff (I also rp on Pinterest…) So ye!
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(Hi! May I?)
Yes ofc! I have a character sheet thingie or you can just post a link! Oh and make sure to read over Ev before hand.
Alright! I'll read over your page, then post my own.
Alright, here's Itzal! We can ignore the whole him-being-a-god thing if you want.
I like him. It's just chaotic short angry and tol quiet peaceful ship. And I love it. Evelyn is gonna raise some hell. Now then how do they meet…I guess I could post some prompts if ya want
Thanks! It's gonna be awesome. And yeah, some prompts would be nice!
"Your my neighbor and the whole neighborhood got 6 inches of snow, and I caught you building a snowman, so I decided to join you by starting a snowball fight."
“We’re roommates, and you walk in on me listening to loud ass music and crying over a broken heart and have no idea what to do since we just met a week ago.”
Person A: “Please don’t tell me you threw someone out the window again.”
Person B: “Ok.”
Person A: “…..Oh god you totally threw someone out the window again didn’t you?”
Person B: “I can neither confirm nor deny.”
Person A: “….”
Person B: “….”
Person A: “….”
Person B: “…..but if I did”
Person A: “Oh My Fucking God.”
Peering up at your flatmate, you tried not to fidget nervously, offering them a small sheepish smile. You were in trouble.
“They …followed me home?” You said hesitantly, the excuse coming off more as a question than a statement.
Staring blankly at you, they sighed loudly, stepping into the flat fully as they nudged the door shut behind them and absently locked it. Taking in the sight of you sitting on the floor with your arms full of kitten sized dragons, they finally just dropped their things and groaned loudly in exasperation.
Blushing, you could only watch as they rubbed at their face tiredly, ignoring the tiny purple dragon currently attempting to climb up to your face, little claws digging into you slightly through your shirt.
“There’s no way I can convince you to take them back to where ever you got them from, is there?” Your flatmate asked you dryly, warily watching as a particularly plump little dragon waddled over to try and play with a loose thread on their pants.
“I will smite you.”
“You couldn’t smite a paper towel if it lit itself on fire. Get some damn sleep.”
A: You’re so stupid.
B: I’m not stupid. I’m pure Evil. I’m the night.
A: A dumb dark dork, that’s what you are. Now get off the counter and put down that blanket.
B: It’s not a blanket, It’s my cape. And I’ll do it, but because I want to, and not because you told me to.
A: Of course, oh great lord of all darkness. Would you like some hot chocolate?
B: With whipped cream?
A: Of course
B: Oh! And Sprinkles too!
A: The Mighty Lord Of Darkness has a sweet tooth, huh? And here I thought someone as evil as you wouldn’t want sprinkles on his whipped cream
B: Shut up
Always willing to play around or change or alter things!
The one about throwing someone out the window would be fun. Would Evelyn be Person A or B? Also, are we keeping Itzal as a god or no?
We'll toss the whole god thing. Evelyn would be person B
Okay. How would we start this?
Hmmm…good question
They could both be partners doing something (maybe they're both part of a slightly sketchy private police force or something) and were doing a mission and got separated (which could be when Evelyn tossed the person out the window) and they meet back up again and then that exchange happens?
Hmm…see. Evelyn is…the embodiment of chaotic neutral. She's just looking out for her own skin….WAIT IT MIGHT JUST WORKOUT! Maybe she's on the police force so her sorry ass doesn't get sent to jail and and she ends up just causing more trouble so she stays in the force longer and yesssssss I'm ALL for it
Awesome! Itzal would definitely be there to actually (mostly) help people, and them getting paired up together will be great. Wanna start?
Actually I'm about to head off for a walk but I'll start afterwards.
Okay! Have fun!
Alright I'm back. Now how to start…
Do you want to start at the beginning of the mission or whatever, or in the middle of it? Maybe right as they reunite?
Actually. Since you speak first in the prompt would you mind starting?
Ah, sure!
Thank you
Itzal skidded around a corner and burst into a small, empty room. He shut the door and leaned against it, breathing hard. Now all he had to do was hope Evelyn showed up soon so he didn't have to go looking for her. Itzal looked out the window, a sudden movement catching his eye. It was almost gone by the time he focused on it, but he could have sworn it was… a person. He sighed heavily and leaned his head back on the door. Hopefully, that person had just happened to fall out the window, but he wasn't so sure about that. Itzal pushed himself up and opened the door, peeking out into the hall. It was empty, which was both good and bad. Good, because that meant no one was coming after him at the moment. Bad, because that meant he might have to leave the safety of his room and go look for Evelyn. He wrinkled his nose, willing her to come around the corner.
There was the thudding of her feet flying down the stairs as she rounded the corner and bolted past him. "DONTBEDEADDONTBEDEADDONTBEDEAD!" Could be heard on chanting repeat as she raced towards the end of the hall, and is about to slide down it before she realized WHO she just ran past. She turned on her heels and forced a smile. "Heeeeeey partner!" She said cheerfully,trying to be nonchalant and not suspicious at all. Normally. She's good at this stuff. But without preparation she's outta luck. Her footsteps slowed as she walked back to him, running a hand through her pink punk pixie cut, tipped green at the end.
She had appeared so suddenly Itzal hadn't been able to hide behind the door, and his heart jumped before realizing who it was. He bit his lip and stepped into the hallway, trying not to smile. "Hey there, partner." Itzal glanced over his shoulder to check they weren't about to get attacked, then looked back at her. "So… I saw something that looked suspiciously like a person falling past the window in there." He pointed towards the room he'd been hiding in. "Please don't tell me you threw someone out the window again?" Itzal asked, narrowing his eyes at her.
"Okay. I won't tell you that I picked up a dude and chucked him out a window." She said casually as she stretched her arms above her, like as if they were just talking about the weather. She then patted her pockets to make sure she still has everything, and popped a stick of bubblegum in her mouth. "But if I did…IF. What are ya gonna do about it,good two shoes?"
Itzal groaned and turned away from Evelyn. It wasn't like the dude didn't deserve it, but that didn't mean Itzal had to like it. He let out a breath and turned back towards her. "You did throw someone out the window. Why do you always do that?" Itzal shook his head. "It's not like I can do anything about it. But I will ask you to please stop throwing people out of windows. Knock them out or something. And don't call me that."
She popped her gum. "Well walking tree, I do it because it's fun, and it scares the shit outta them. Besides I shoved him up against the open window and he decided to get cock. He literally said, 'what are you gonna do, drop me?' and so I did. Ya can't blame me, I'm a woman of my word. So no. I'm not gonna stop chucking dudes out windows because there is absofuckinglutely nothin' ya can do about it."
Itzal stared at her. "Walking tree?" He shook his head and held up his hands. "Fine, nevermind." Itzal bit the inside of his cheek, still staring at Evelyn. She was right about him not being able to do anything about it, and it made him mad. And besides, the guy seemed to have asked for it. It was a useless fight, anyways. "We should go before even more of them show up." Itzal glanced around, then started walking towards the stairs.
"I can take em! This place has more windows~" She said in sing song voice. "On second thought if I do it to much it'll get boring. Off we go!" And she got onto the stairs railing and slid all the way down, and waited for Itzal at the bottom.
