"You don't understand, its simple really-" (OXO, very dark, CLOSED)

Trickster laid his head on Carmens lap, "fiiinnneee no killing"

Carmen sighs and runs his fingers through the other’s hair, watching him, “Good.”

"This is a great position to bite your dick" Trickster grinned.

Carmen yelps and pushes him away, glaring.

Trickster broke out in manically laughter, getting glances from other people

Az glares at him.

"What~ cant take a little joke~" he pulled a knife out under the table and lifted it towards his own face.

Az reaches out and takes the knife, “Calm it.” He snaps.

"Make me~" he pulled out a smaller knife

Az sighs and his hand flashes out again, taking the knife, “Lets play a game.”

"Can I kiss you if I win" he tilted his head.

Az blushes, “Um-“ He looks at the table and shifts slightly. He swallows softly.

“Yeah. If I win. . .” He pauses, thinking for a moment, “If I win, then you act civil the rest of the time I’m here.”

"Deal, whats the game?" He grinned, bouncing in the chair excitingly.

“I’ll give you a riddle and you have to answer it within three guesses. No questions.”

"Ok. I'm good at riddles" he hummed

Az hums and tips his head to the side. “You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?”

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(Hold up, wrong one-)

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"Well, maybe they were ghosts," he shrugged. "Maybe they saw the boat sinking and decided to swim away". "Ooh maybe someone killed them all"

Az blinks, “That’s wrong. And since all hat deals with them being dead, I’ll take it as one answer.”

"What? But… hmmm… the boat moved" he clapped.

“No. You’re still looking at the boat, whether it’s moved or not.” He tilts his head to the side.

"This is dumb. The boat sunk" he crossed his arms, pouting.

Az sighs and shake shis head, “I thought you were smart.” He mutters.

“It’s simple. All the people were married. ‘There wasn’t a single person on the boat’.”

Trickster just looked at him, "I dont get it-"

Az frowns, “Single. . . Someone who doesn’t have a partner is single. All the people on the boat had a partner. No one was single.”

"Oooh, well thats dumb." He crossed his arms

“YOu’re just sour you lost. You don’t get to kiss me.” He smirks.

Trickster quickly grabbes Carmens face and forcefully kissed him.

Az gasps and pulls back, staring at him.