"What's wrong with hoodies and jeans?" Cas asked. "I fight in this shit all the time. Besides, I doubt I actually have anythiing else."
You're So Stupid // One on One // CLOSED
"Suppose you have a point," He ruffled Cas' hair, "Come on then, the quicker we get down there the better."
Cas stuck his tongue out playfully and walked out the door. He got into the car when he reached it and waited impatiently for Greyson.
Grey took his time, knowing it would make Cas mad but it was funny to him. He climbed in leisurely, shutting the door, buckling in and starting the car.
"Come on. I know you can walk faster than that. Pick up the pace! Move, move, move!" Cas huffed, fidgeting impatiently. "C'mon, Grey!"
Grey chuckled, shaking his head as he started the car and started driving, going a little other the speed limit but he didn't care, "Chill will you? You'll get to fight soon enough."
Cas huffed and curled up into a ball on his seat. "I'm impatient, Grey. You know that. You know me better than anyone for God's sake." He sighed, anxiously drumming his fingers on the seat while he waited.
Greyson snorted, "Oh trust me, I know. But it's fun watching you suffer at least a little. I'm the one that has to deal with you pretty much every second of the day lemme have this one."
Cas huffed indignantly again and focused his glare outside the window. "Whatever, whatever… let's just get going so I can start fucking punching people and not immediately getting arrested for it."
“I’m going as fast as I can without getting pulled over for speeding. And I’d rather not have to take another trip to the station tonight.” Grey turned his attention back on the road in front.
Cas sighed and groaned. "Fuck laaaaws…" He whined. "Stupid fucking… fucking… laws. Fuck em. Let's just move to an island where there aren't any fucking laaaws."
“And how, exactly, do you plan on buying said island? I’ve heard they’re pretty expensive.” Grey chuckled.
"I'm not gonna buy an island. I'm gonna go find my own and they can't fucking stop me." He huffed. "Gotta buy a boat, though."
“Again, how do you plan to buy a boat? And technically depending on the island it might be owned by a country already so it would have laws so you would have to buy the island.” He replied.
"Fucking… gonna find my own." Cas insisted. "A new fucking island where I get to be the overlord and no one can live there unless I say so!"
“Okay fine but how are you gonna find the island?” He smirked a little, “You don’t have a boat or a plane, Cas.”
"I'm gonna get a boat!" He insisted. "Or fucking steal one! Stealing boats won't be illegal on my island, so they can't arrest me."
“Yeah but if you still one from here the police can still arrest you since it was on their land not yours.” He replied.
"Well, I make the rules on my island, and they can't come in, so they can't arrest me" Cas folded his arms.
Grey shook his head a little, “They can get a warrant. And don’t get me wrong, I know you can fight, but I doubt you’d win against them.”
"I'll throw them into the fucking ocean." Cas grumbled, glaring down at the floor. "See how they fare against sharks."
Grey snorted, letting out a chuckle, “Okay, sure, I don’t know about that but okay,”
"Are we there yet?" Cas asked, clearly still incredibly antsy. "I wanna go fucking punch people and then throw the police into the ocean."
"Does it look like we're fucking there?" Grey gestured to the red light they were stopped at, "Patience is a virtue, and is also something you lack."
Cas groaned dramatically and started banging his head against the window. "Red lights are stupid and we should fucking… I dunno, destroy them or something."
"Cas stop you're gonna hurt yourself!" Grey placed a hand on his shoulder, "Seriously stop that. Please for the love of god just be patient for five more minutes then you can fight."
"I wanna throw myself out of the fucking car. I want to. Why do I want to, Grey?" Cas looked down at his trembling hands and then back over at the door.
Grey sighed, patting Cas' thigh, "Because coffee is like a drug to you and basically makes you go insane. And that was the last cup you're ever getting after this fight."
Cas sighed and rested his head on the window again. "But it tastes so goooood…" He whined. "And it feels nice for a bit and helps me sleep when I inevitably crash…"
“Yes, but also you go crazy and don’t without supervision would hurt yourself badly.” Grey ruffled Cas’ hair, turning his attention on the road when the light changed to green.